Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life
"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?
by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019
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blend that shit

"Yo, dawg, they're all out of ketchup. Do you want mustard on your hotdog instead?"

"Yeah, foo, blend that shit!"
by sodafish July 04, 2014
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Rod Blending

Rod Blending is when a person puts their penis into a blender.
Gus: Dave...I can't do this anymore, I just saw someone Rod Blending...
Dave: Sounds kinda tasty ngl.
by peegobbler420 March 11, 2021
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Gentleman’s Blend

The moist amalgam of sweat and crease grease that forms in the area
of the male genitalia creating what is more commonly known as ball stank.

Gentleman’s Blend is often an elusive, odiferous condition that may only reveal its presence when activated by a itch, scratch or randy activity. In other cases, such as several days or even weeks of poor hygiene, Gentleman’s Blend may in fact become extremely fragrant and permeate ball stank like a repugnant cologne.
Since her mouth continued to run incessantly with nothing but constant bitching, my last resort was to slather her upper lip with a finger full of Gentleman’s Blend which instantaneously created a much needed silence.

My fingers reeked of gentleman’s blend after scratching my nut sack.

After taking her to pound town, it was evident from the smell of her dorm room that perhaps two weeks without a shower was too much and the gentleman’s blend was ripe and almost repulsive. So I bid her good night and vacated.
by Dick Onchin April 26, 2023
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Blend The Package

When you are upside down and put your package in a blender over your partner
I couldn’t finish so I just decided to Blend The Package
by Hashimo July 02, 2024
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Gold Blend

A pub toilet bowl which has been used frequently on a Saturday night but remained unflushed.
"Dang Cleetus "- That there crapper has been pissed in so much it's steeped more than a week old teabag"
"Sure would make a mighty fine cup of Gold Blend, Billy Bob"
by Bogwhoppit October 05, 2016
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