Birmingham Enema

When you put an m80 firecracker in your anus and light the fuse causing your asshole to flay open like Ronnie McNutt’s cranium.

A stupid cunt broke into my house so I hogtied the fucker and gave him a Birmingham Enema.

by RetardCumMuncher69 April 15, 2024

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Birmingham blues

A song by Electric Light Orchestra, about missing home.

Guy 1: Vacation has been great, but I'm ready to go home. I kinda miss it, ngl.

Guy 2: Sounds like you've got the Birmingham blues.
Guy 1: ...What? I don't live in Birmingham.

by Wackythe June 13, 2024

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Birmingham

Having a Sex change

Going fur a Birmingham is going for a sex change.

It’s neither north or south.

You go with a penis and come out with a mangina.

by Bernmogg June 14, 2024

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Birmingham Block Party

When an Alabaman family occasion turns into an orgy.

Aunt Mable was about 4 glasses of wine into thanksgiving dinner when she took her shirt off and started a Birmingham Block Party. I don’t want to think about stuffed turkey ever again.

by Rob0tSmasher July 8, 2024

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Put melted cheese on your partner’s pussy or asshole, then once they fart or queef enough to make the cheese blown up like a bubble, take it off and tie it like a balloon. Another version is putting the melted cheese over the tip of your dick and filling it with cum, making it a sort of water balloon to throw at neighborhoos kids.

Im going straight Birmingham Bubble Wand tonight, baby!

by Tj pornface March 19, 2026

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