Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, i win here and i win there.. now what ?

by tsunaze March 23, 2011

bi-winning

When one wins here, AND wins there.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, and I win there. Now what?

by TigerbloodandCoke March 22, 2011

bi-winning

1. From Charlie Sheen's interview about him using drugs. In his defence, he is not an addict and claims that instead of being bi-polar he is bi-winning.

2. a level above winning

Dude I am so epic today, I found a $100 bill, my girl gave me head without asking then after wards bought me taco bell, I'm better than winning right now, I'm bi-winning!

by dude88 March 23, 2011

Bi-Winning

when a person is bi-Winning they win a both ends. They win at one thing in there life, and they win at another thing.

(usually caused when a human is born with tiger blood)

Andrea Canning: some are saying your bipolar
...
Charlie Sheen: I'm bi-winning. I win here and I win there, now what.

by Poach1260 March 28, 2011

Bi-Winning

To not be bi polar.

Term coined by Charlie Sheen.

Interviewer: Are you bi-polar?
Charlie Sheen: I'm Bi-Winning.

by Frelly March 23, 2011