St. Bernard

Some variation of cock piercing. Distant memory of its use--origins uncertain.

Ouch! Convalescing from the St. Bernard mutilation.

by Logos2001 May 12, 2025

saint bernard prep

It’s a place of a bunch of suck ups they are mostly fuckers and they are just annoying they are like if your not perfect you don’t fucking fit in it is a catholic fucking boarding school in Alabama cullman and I think you shouldn’t ever go there or definitely board there just being honest

That Saint Bernard prep is a hell hole

by Rip9/11forever February 18, 2019

BERNARD

THIS GUY IS THE BLACKEST MAN ON EARTH .

HE IS SO APE AT FOOTBALL

NO ACCURACY, AIM OR POWER .

BERNARD IS SICK AT FOOTBALL

by KSJFKDNSM February 11, 2019

Bernard Jarowski

Bernard Jarowski is a person which always is late,but he is a good friend he might always help you

Why your friend is late ?
Bro is Bernard Jarowski he is always late

by Bigpappy2115 November 23, 2021

Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

A common term in the rural Midwest United States. The origin is for this term is blurry at best. Some people say that a gay couple in Kansas were attacked by Saint Bernard dog on May Day sometime in the 80s. After having received a blood transfer from the attack it contracted AIDS. This origin is disputed against the claims of it originating Iowa after a standoff between a meth head and the police. Taking place on May Day in the 70s, strong evidence suggests this is the origin. After a short fire fight, the meth head and the neighbor’s Saint Bernard were killed. Since the meth head was raging homosexual, it could be inferred that the term Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day came from that.

Person one: this job blows is so fucking gay
Person two: for real for real. It is Gayer than a Saint Bernard on May Day

Person one: what the fuck are you on about

by MFG.24 June 6, 2025

Bernard

Tall handsome male that loves, dreams ,doesn't wait for your approval,listen ,laughs and everything you wish for commonly wear glasses for some reason but a thing to them is that they don't open to everyone , they deny and can atimes be driven by lust, commonly cold which unknowing to them can hurt a lot

Girl:gosh who is that beautiful man??
Another girl:that's Bernard, the literal Hardin Scott of the novels

by kaylaa&evo June 17, 2020

Bernard Jr

Bernard jr is a little crazy for some time but he is a good friend and u will always need him if u have him keep him and if tell u is pretty he is forreal

He is so caring!! Bernard jr

by Nardddy November 17, 2019