Communist Gift Basket

A heap of shitty, inexpensive gifts usually purchased from a pharmacy or a gas station that is given as a "last minute" gift idea.

Mark's birthday party is in five minutes, What are we going to get him? Oh we'll just go to the dollar store and put together a communist gift basket

by ActualAmerican May 18, 2010

Don't oil your basket

Old Australian slang, derived from mid-late 1850s during the gold rush era.

The phrase was originally used by prospectors in reference, to their panning techniques and equipment maintenance. It is thought to be in reference to the practise of oiling ones pan before panning for gold, this was found to be a hindrance on yield.

Seldom heard in modern vernacular, the term now refers to describe any sort of practise which could be deemed inefficient or causing pronounced difficulty in a task.

Person 1 - "Hey, did you want these results chartered?"

Person 2 - "Nah, don't oil your basket"

by xxxcup111 June 23, 2021

baked as a cake

So high that you are on another level

Dude let's go to Taco Bell.
FUCK YEAH! I'm baked as a cake

by T-weave12 November 10, 2009

baked bean teeth

Nasty, rotten-looking teeth that appear more like baked beans than normal teeth.

Man: Do you think that guy has meth mouth?
Woman: I don't know about meth, but that guy definitely has some baked bean teeth. They are all messed up.

by 37 April 13, 2008

basketball reasons

a reason you give when you did something stupid and have no good excuse for why you did it

Sam: hey why did you take an arrow to the knee?
David Stern: basketball reasons

Sean: hey why did you use squirtle against bellsprout? you know grass is his weakness
David Stern: basketball reasons

Borat: Hey mister, why your wife she so sad?
David Stern: basketball reasons

by batrider2 December 16, 2011

Based

Is when you dont care what people think
its a way of life
Doing what you want
how u want
wearing what u want

the LV book bag looks gay on you
idc im based

by Young Silence May 6, 2009

Thai Basket

A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...

Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!

Jim: And why's that?

Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!

Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!

Bob: YEA!

They high five.

by Aubman November 20, 2007