Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.

That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale

by anonymous December 9, 2023

Barrett

A woman who actively perpetuates misogynistic beliefs and behaviors, opposing the rights and advancement of women. Such individuals often undermine efforts for gender equality and may work against policies or movements that benefit women, including actively trying to strip human rights. By doing so, they betray the legacy and sacrifices of countless women who have fought and suffered to secure rights and opportunities for all women.

"Wow, did you see Amy was protesting outside a planned parenthood?"
"Yeah, she's such a Barrett. I don't want to associate with her anymore."

by Sanathebeach July 28, 2024

Barrettism

Emerson Barrett's philosophy, the philosophy Barrettists believe.

Person A: You know Barrettism?
Person B: Yes, I love Emerson Barrett!
Person C: I'm a Barrettist too!

by Totally human, I promise. November 18, 2018

Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.

"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"

by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021

William James Barrett

Such an L
And bad at 👻

Yoo yano William James Barrett

Oh yeah that guy he is ‘such an L’

by Itsmesexybeast October 21, 2021

Barrett it

(Barrett it) refers to when there is no possible way you can mess up more but you do

I can’t believe you. You’re gonna Barrett it if you try anything else

by Been 100,000,612 November 3, 2022

Korbin Barrett

A badass motherfucker who don’t give a fuck about anyone besides himself and the second piece to his heart in high school too a beautiful mixed female with a name starting with J and ended up marrying this girl, Korbin Barrett is very talented and is very tough but has a sweet side too him but only shows it too one girl.

Wow look at Korbin Barrett such a cutie

by J Delano’s April 16, 2020