Barrett

Barrett is a dude who has amazing hair. Loves cool music, shy, kinda country, fun to be around. Barrett’s usually have someone that likes them but they don’t know it. They are close with the person that likes them. Always hangs out with them. Barrett’s crush and friends have nicknames for him. He is soft spoken but around the right people he is very fun and funny.
Barrett: hey (name)! (Insert funny joke)

(Your name): *in your head* has a crush on him but doesn’t want to admit it because you have a flirtatious friendship but don’t know for sure if he likes you back*
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Barrett

Barretts are most commonly seen in Eastern Asia, with documented cases of migration as far as the US and outlying territories. They are known for their abnormally small phallus and distinct mating call "AHOYAHOYAHOYA". Barretts require no extravagant courting routine due to their affinity for females of the lowest standards.
"Don't be a Barrett, you can do better than her"

"The animal with the smallest phallus on earth is the Barrett"

-"AHOYAHOYAHOYA"
- "WTF was that?"
- "Don't worry, it's just a Barrett"
by AsianSlayer January 14, 2021
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Barrett

A kid who enjoys playing with balls, specifically Motiv ones...
by McCorkleSTan243 February 09, 2024
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Barrett Smithberger

A fat nigga who loves boys.
This nigga Barrett Smithberger gay!! He is trying to suck my dick nigga!
by Mariobros55 April 03, 2022
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Jennifer Barrett

A cosmic being made of pure love. A Goddess with such unbelievably rare love and radiant beauty that upon a single glance, will forever fill the soul with true happiness and a never ending love.
I will always love you Jennifer Barrett said Daniel Perez
by SnorkelD October 18, 2023
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julian elias barrett

hot sexy cute handsome adorable fine attractive boy who dress to impress n is amazing beautiful personality n very caring good friend athletic sexy hot cute n very very handsome 7ft tall with a 50inch wiener so amazing
julian elias barrett is husband material
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Barrett Wonk Scale

Classification of inebriation according to ipsilateral gaze.
That lad is soo smashed, he is at least a 7 on the Barrett Wonk Scale
by December 10, 2023
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