Backyard Abortion

4-5 shots of the cheapest vodka you can get your hands on. And your visit your local 7/11, get the nacho cheese sauce. You’ll want to chug about 2 cups worth. Lastly eat one whole skin on chicken breast, feel free to cover in mayo if you wish (helps the poultry go down) Goodluck

Yeah… she legit forgot to get to the 7/11, in time for her annual backyard abortion. It’s happening today tho now, if your free come by!

by anonymous April 17, 2023

zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love

damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind

by _jared0708 June 16, 2023

backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009

Backyard steamboat

While wearing a turtleneck shirt/sweater that is tucked into your pants, you fart. The gas then travels up the shirt/sweater and out the turtleneck.

Did your face just shit itself, or did you backyard steamboat?

by Walk DMC January 26, 2017

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

backyarded

vrb:awesome trick ,point ,etc that you performed but no one saw

guy:OMG!!I pulled a 1260' on this tiny ramp!!!
dude:I didnt saw u

guy... totaly backyarded.

by Mr.mister November 6, 2012

memes at your backyard

memes at your backyard

memes at your backyard

by QSXDRFVGYHNJI January 28, 2021