backwards fruitcake

Anal reverse cow girl. After man cums in her ass she poos it back onto his chest.
I will be ruding the backwards fruitcake tonight.
by lover of the fruitcake April 30, 2015
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Backwards kangaroo

The art off going to a mates house and sitting reverse on the toilet with your Hands on the cistern in a kangaroo pose, pooing leaving a crocodile slide.
Eww Jeff the dirty prick must have done a backwards kangaroo in here there's a dirty big croc slide in the loo!!!
by orsm1 August 31, 2014
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Shitting Backwards

Making something unnecessarily difficult like facing the toilet towards the wall
She had to back into the garage to charge the car— that’s like shitting backwards!
by Imwithstupid July 02, 2022
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backwards slang

The practice of reversing the letters in a word and pronouncing the result phonetically (often changing the original spelling). A popular code used by London's lower classes and the criminal element to make their speech unintelligible to outsiders.
Police = Esclop.
Beer = Reeb.
Woman = Nammo.
Weed = Dew.
by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003
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Backwards Wink

The backwards wink is a super-suave method of flirting. It is carried out by turning ones head to the side, and briefly closing the eye furthest from the subject of one's affections.
1. "OMG, that chick is so hot! She ttly backwards-winked at me!"

2. "Dude, I am so into that guy over there. I'm gonna backwards wink at him. Works every time!"

3. (;
by Wendy Von Birdhausen February 23, 2010
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backwards cameltoe

The cleft that is made in a middle-aged woman's rear by sitting in a church pew with loose-fitting pants.
Hey Phil, look, grandma there has a backwards cameltoe!
by Ed Sleeper December 22, 2006
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Backwards Dragon

When one consumes to much spicy food that when they shit it feels like their breathing fire from there ass.
Karen: I ate to much spicy food at Chipotles... my stomach hurts.
John: Holy crap! You better hope you don't get the backwards dragon.
Karen: Ewww your disgusting!
by QQ biscuit November 11, 2009
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