Brian

Better than Paul

I'm glad he's a Brian and not a Paul

Brian by Hellzlifeguard April 2, 2017

Brian

A person that thinks everyone likes him but in fact every employee hates him and has no friends at all

Brian is a fuckwitt

Brian by Douche Bag 123456789 August 20, 2018

Brian

Definition of petty. Gets mad because his friends like people that he doesn’t. Also, is disrespectful and mean to people that try to be there for him.

Don’t be a Brian. Brian’s are awful! Brian’s are are fucking idiots.

Brian by Brian’s are dumb December 14, 2019

brian

a dick and is really fat like 500lbs and thinks hes really cool.

if hes a dick hes a brian

brian by starbucksluvr_4lyfe April 25, 2017

Brian

1) A boy who is crazy about a girl but refuses to make any relationship public. He loves her one day, just wants to play xbox the next day, and the day after that she and her whole family are dead to him. He is inconsistant and irrational. Half the time he doesn't even make any sense. He also doesn't even know how to treat a girl right.

2) A boy who has the ability to be nice but just doesn't feel like it.

1) Girl - Why did you break up with your bf?
Other Girl - He was being a Brian.

2) I'm just so disappointed because my bf's a Brian. He just doesn't care enough to be good to me.

Brian by orangejuiceistheshizz April 26, 2009

Brian

A pussy ass bitch who sucks on old man cock

Brian sucks dick.

Brian by ZOOOWOOOP January 23, 2017

Brian

1) One who attracts random gay men, most of whom are shirtless.

2) One who tortures and kills small animals for their amusement.

3) One who randomly breaks into a high-pitched effeminate voice when angry and/or upset.

4) One who has starred in numerous cheap pornography productions.

5) One who thinks he is clever but only ends up getting screwed over.

1) That guy getting followed by that shirtless kid must be a real Brian.

2)That jerk is such a Brian. He disembowels doves for fun.

3) Calm down you pansy! You are such a Brian.

4) This is the fourth movie we've watched with that Brian in it!

5) That idiot is such a Brian.

Brian by Ms. Clean October 19, 2008