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Kid Autism

Nickname/description of a young professional that has no idea how awkward they are in the workplace or other social settings. Frequently exhibited in technical fields such as engineering. Behaviors include: carrying on uncomfortable conversations, long-winded emails that talk in circles, stalking co-workers without making contact, staring at people, and peaking around corners.

Every office likely has one 'Kid Autism', though not often to a degree that it noticeably affects their ability to interact with co-workers.

The condition does not required actually being diagnosed as clinically autistic; any combination of unusual behavior or lack of understanding social protocols will serve as an adequate basis for attribution of the nickname. Intended to be only mildly insulting, but more generally a term of endearment.
Ollie: The other day 'Kid Autism' sneaked up on me and stood in the door of my cubical for 5 minutes staring at me until I happened to turn around. He said he didn't want to "bother me".

Jerrod: He is one creepy little f***er.
by Mr. Nakajima April 30, 2013
mugGet the Kid Autismmug.

Autism Solicitor

This is the highest level of autism.
Once you have reached this level you can go no higher and are officially a autism master
by Ben the pen. October 27, 2019
mugGet the Autism Solicitormug.

Autism

All Jack's suffer from autism
by Ure mum gae October 21, 2019
mugGet the Autismmug.

Autism

Andrew Rodruck
Andrew Rodruck is so autistic, just being around him gives me autism.
by Andrews non- autistic mom September 20, 2019
mugGet the Autismmug.

Autismic Rage

Autismic rage is where an autistic kid is running down the hall of your school with his/her pants pulled down. As he is doing the he/she is yelling violently along with banging his/her head against every other locker he/she sees.
Billy ran down the hall in autismic rage.
by ashv2185 May 8, 2018
mugGet the Autismic Ragemug.

Autism

Marcus Caniano
Marcus Caniano has autism.
by bOo yO October 3, 2019
mugGet the Autismmug.

crippling autism

When someone such as anon cannot be taken seriously as thay take most things as a joke
See that guy anon he has such crippling autism that he'll shitpost in public despite the situation: :example : filthy frank
mugGet the crippling autismmug.

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