Chav attack

When you are walking down the road or entering and leaving the local shops premises and are randomly verbally abused or physically attacked by a group, consisting of a number of chavs and / or chavettes, for no other reason than their ignorance, lack of intelligence and education.

Be aware that they are pack animals and therefore will only attack in groups as a chav is a complete wus when on their own.
Although chavs believe that demonstrating this behaviour in front of other chavs gains them street cred, in reality it only gives these vermin ASBOstatus.

One may say, "Yesterday evening I was Chav attacked while exiting the local offy for legally purchasing alcoholic beverages solely for myself and not illegally purchasing alcohol for the under-age marauders congregated in the vicinity.

by Rosy Rogers April 29, 2020

crack-attacker

A flamboyantly homosexual man, derived from his eagerness for penetrating the anus, i.e. butt "crack."

"Yo dog check out this guy with the capris and Justin Bieber cutoff shirt on."
"Yeah I know right? Total crack-attacker."

by Doctor_Dean November 4, 2013

kanak attack

The feeling of intense laziness that one gets from eating too much. Used mainly in Hawaii.

After pounding three plate lunches I had a major kanak attack.

by clawthorneridah May 12, 2007

shart attack

False alarm diarrhea when you're on the john, it waits until you trust a fart and then it skids your boxers. (Common causes: hangover food, greasy food, too much beer the night before)

Dude 1: Hey man that was a killer night at the bar! Wanna go play some golf in a bit?
Dude 2: Can't bro, I think I'm having a shart attack!

Dude 1: What?

Dude 2: Yeah man, I can't trust a fart! I've been on the john all morning and skidded three pair of boxers.

by codimus123 April 1, 2010

Zach Attack

1.(noun): Zachary "Zack" Morris, the main character from "Saved by the Bell"

2.(verb): The act of doing something very outlandish and/or surprising that brings great joy to many people. (It can only be done by someone named Zack, Zach, Zak, etc.)

3.(noun): A nickname given to any "Zack" who is viewed as spontaneous or unpredictable by his peers.

1.
Zach Attack: Hey, Mr. Belding. What brings you to study hall?
Mr. Richard Belding: Don't get cocky, Morris. I've got my eye on you.
Zach Attack: Sorry, sir... You're not my type.

2.
Guy #1: This party sucks, they're already out of beer!
Guy #2: Are you kidding!? Wow, let's get out of here...
(Zack enters with a keg, a 30pack of Bud, and a funnel)
Guys #1+2: NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A ZACH ATTACK!!!

3.
Girl #1: Hey, have you seen Zach anywhere? He promised me we'd dance tonight!
Guy: Oh, Zach Attack? Yeah, he's either in the living room playing pong or outside jousting on that Big Wheel he bought on eBay last week.
(Girl #2 enters laughing hysterically)
Girl #2: Everybody come quick! Zach Attack's on the roof throwing Jawbreakers at the Trick or Treaters!

by The TampaBay Tyrant March 25, 2009

Nak Attack

While receiving head head from a girl, the girl forces her pinky finger in your ass.

Trent: "Last night I was getting a bj from a girl, and she put her pinky in my ass and she called it the Nak Attack."

by Khammer January 25, 2010

fuck attack

a very massive attack that leaves the attacked person so fucked

Man, I build huge army and launched a fuck attack, I erased his base

by theDude12333 December 20, 2018