Asspert

A person who is an aficionado on great looking asses. Knows them and greatly appreciates their existence.

My friend Anne can't go to a baseball game without commenting about the player's asses...she thinks she's an Asspert!

by anniep August 19, 2013

Assophile

Someone who appreciates a really nicely shaped bottom.

James is a real assophile.

by WordWorfefef August 22, 2016

Asspiperdolic

Someone who has nothing better to do but try to ruin peoples lives.

My ex is an asspiperdolic.

by HarleyPrincess May 31, 2017

Asspirational

Description of an ass that is of such good quality someone would aspire to have an ass like that.

CardiB’s booty is lookin asspirational on stage tonight.

by Thirsty Emily October 17, 2017

Asspath

an asspath is a person who is simply acting like an ass, while simultaneously going down the wrong path.

"What's up asspath"
"Really asspath?"

by fuckinganus January 13, 2018

Asspark

Verb__Reverse parking. (Not to be confused with the 'noun' which is where homo's have picnics. )

"take the truck out the gate and asspark it in neighbours driveway"

by Danks January 19, 2018

assphalt

The act of having liquid concrete poured into your asshole and letting it dry there

dude1: dude did you see what jason did to macy?
dude2: yea he assphalthed on friday. she couldn’t walk for days!

by degenerateCurtain January 21, 2019