Aspenist

A religion where you worship a person named aspen

Person 1: I don't have a God
Person 2: I am the God
Person 1: I'm atheist

Person 2: not anymore you're now an aspenist

by ArsoNcol July 20, 2021

Aspen

A gay person who likes the fruit guava

Person1: Hey, have you heard about Aspen??
Person2: Yeah, I heard he is gay and likes that one fruit
Person1:Which Fruit?
Person2: Its starts with a G i forgot which one.
Person1: Guava??
Person2: Yeah, That one.

by Thy Stiffy September 1, 2021

Aspen

A person who is gayer than gay

“Aspen means gay!”
“Omg really! I hate aspens!!!”

by 1800DREAMINT September 27, 2021

Aspreno

That guy with the biggest cock ever He was on the universe before the universe was even created he invented sex at the age of 11 He is secretly the emperor of a multiversal nation of ancient furry demons and he's surely watching you right now, He's very awsome by the way and can cook the best tuna pasta you'll ever eat

I had sex with an Aspreno

by Aspreno November 21, 2021

aspensexual

Attracted to anyone named aspen

Back off she only likes people called aspen
Because she is aspensexual

by C h a d69 November 23, 2021

Aspen

a mug

don’t do an aspen, don’t be a mug

by zimmer frame November 29, 2021

Aspen

A beautiful Asian-American woman who loves to have fun, going out with you, and watch anime with you.

You’re a beautiful Aspen!

by Nigel L January 29, 2022