Armchair pilot

Someone who has 10,000 hours practice flying an armchair at a maximum flight ceiling of 0 feet above the ground, and who feels like they must never be distracted from their glorious mission of defending their front room. See also: lazy git

I have just been qualified as an armchair pilot, but I can no longer feel my arse cheeks

by Armchair captain 1 June 26, 2024

Armchair Dictator

A lazy filmmaker who puts no effort in directing a movie. A armchair dictator is typically only in it for the paycheck.

George Lucas took an armchair dictator approach to making the prequels.

by dyslexicperson2 March 30, 2020

Mahogany Armchair

A Mahogany Armchair is when you're having sex with a woman and she shits in your lap, then proceeds to ride you to a climax.

Person 1: Bro, I had sex with Becky last night and she gave me a Mahogany Armchair.

Person 2: That's so clutch!!

by Astro99 July 16, 2022

Armchairs

Fandom name of the toxic part of a.r.m.y which are BTS fans. They like to drag down other groups down, appropriating other fandoms joke, and they have a big superiority complex. They made a.r.m.y dirty and now theyre the most toxic fandom of kpop. F*ck armchairs !

A: They stolen our inside joke again
B: Who ?
A: Armchairs

B: Wtf again ???

by kpopencyclopedia December 1, 2020