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Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.
Wow, I ordered the best Appalachian Mary at Stooger's last week!
by bleebcore December 11, 2024
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Appalachian Mary

a frozen Bloody Mary, piled high with whipped cream and various other sweet treats.
K: "What are you drinking?"
L: "Appalachian Mary. It's so fucking delicious!"
by SteamPunkChewie December 11, 2024
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Appalachian

Appalachian - white people ( hillbillies ) that live in from the western Catskill Mountains of New York to northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi . West Virginia ... pretty much people that live in shacks or log cabins in the mountains,
they live off the land & live a rustic lifestyle .... most likely people you see with a confederate flag, Santa Claus like beards, denim overalls, flannel shirts, bare feet or work boots, drive a pick-up truck.... most were likely farmers or coal miners....

they can be mis taken for Southerns or their distant cousins from the Ozarks, the Ozarks covers most of the southern half of Missouri & northwestern & north central Arkansas, as well as much smaller portions of northeastern Oklahoma & southeastern Kansas.

they might not take too kindly to outsiders !

also note all 3 of them the Appalachian , Ozark ! southerners are known to carry firearms

be it for hunting or self-defense!
if you are Irish ,Scottish , Scotch-Irish aka ulster Scot, English and live in the USA

there is a 60 % chance you might come from Appalachian people !

mountain people
by Blu_leef January 13, 2025
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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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Appalachian high-five

To “nut”(deposit semen) on an unsuspecting person(s), specifically on their back
A man was arrested for doing an “Appalachian high-five on several passengers during a subway commute
by Tone boi December 17, 2025
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Appalachian Car Bomb

A cocktail made when dropping a shot of Jameson Irish Whiskey into a pint glass of Code Red: Mountain Dew.
Bartender, a round of Appalachian Car Bombs for everyone!
by itssweeney July 31, 2024
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Appalachian Engineering

An act of spontaneous repair or fabrication of an item or system sometimes used in a humorous or self deprecating fashion.

Solving a technical issue in a temporary manor until a permanent replacement can be acquired if that is even possible.

Usually accomplished without proper engineering knowledge or training, without proper materials and components, or without proper tools for the job at hand. More often lacking all three.

A skill typically employed by individuals who can be described as 'born engineers' or as being naturally gifted with a 'head for tinkering'. These individuals likely could have done well in the STEM fields if they ever had the resources or opportunity to attend the proper schooling or purchase the proper tools and training.

Commonly used in rural environments found in and around economically depressed areas near the Appalachian Mountains in the United States.

Synonymous with the term 'Redneck Engineering', or in urban environments 'Improvisational Engineering' or 'Jury-rigging'.

The products of Appalachian Engineering are sometimes, but not necessarily always, considered ramshackle or slapdash.

Sometimes used in conjunction with some variation of the phrase "Hold my beer, I got this".

When criticized the resulting products of Appalachian Engineering are defended with the phrase, "If it looks stupid but it works then it is not stupid", although it very well might be dangerous if you aren't careful with it.
Noun:
"That is a mighty fine bit of appalachian engineering you've got there."

"She used her appalachian engineering skills and fixed that optical drive with a rubber band, and an eraser taken from a number two pencil."
by Bibliovore April 3, 2024
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