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Appalachian engineering

When no one makes what is need to successfully make something functional
Unable to purchases proper parts so Appalachian engineering to fabric what is needed to make something work.
by anonymous August 30, 2022
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appalachian steamer

A shot of Jack Daniels dropped into a Budweiser.... A redneck Boilermaker
He gave me an Appalachian steamer last night, and I loved it!
by Rs696969 March 11, 2014
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Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape
Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl
by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025
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Appalachian Autism

Term used to describe the inbred and redneck mannerisms of born-and-raised suburban guys from upstate New York that take PD and FD jobs in NYC. Their lack of street savvy and naivety to urban culture gives them the appearance of having autism in such jobs.
This boss is so scared, nervous, sneaky and stressed-out? Does have the Appalachian Autism?
by NVRLnD March 1, 2024
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The Appalachian standard

Ap·pa·la·chian (noun)
\ˌa-pə-ˈlā-ch(ē-)ən, -ˈla-, -sh(ē-)ən\
a native or resident of the Appalachian mountain area

The Appalachian Standard is a sexual position in which a male homosapien has a female in the standard missionary position while having her large breast in the headlock.
As he thrusted his purple headed warrior into her quirvering mound of love pudding; he carefully positioned himself to conquer her large breast in the The Appalachian standard sexual position.
by JayT.P a.k.a frognuts November 25, 2011
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Appalachian

Appalachian - white people ( hillbillies ) that live in from the western Catskill Mountains of New York to northern Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi . West Virginia ... pretty much people that live in shacks or log cabins in the mountains,
they live off the land & live a rustic lifestyle .... most likely people you see with a confederate flag, Santa Claus like beards, denim overalls, flannel shirts, bare feet or work boots, drive a pick-up truck.... most were likely farmers or coal miners....

they can be mis taken for Southerns or their distant cousins from the Ozarks, the Ozarks covers most of the southern half of Missouri & northwestern & north central Arkansas, as well as much smaller portions of northeastern Oklahoma & southeastern Kansas.

they might not take too kindly to outsiders !

also note all 3 of them the Appalachian , Ozark ! southerners are known to carry firearms

be it for hunting or self-defense!
if you are Irish ,Scottish , Scotch-Irish aka ulster Scot, English and live in the USA

there is a 60 % chance you might come from Appalachian people !

mountain people
by Blu_leef January 13, 2025
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Appalachian squirrel

Stuffing your nuts in your partners butthole
Billy and I went camping and he gave me an Appalachian squirrel so he could stay warm
by That_guy1980 March 22, 2022
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