Albert

Albert is a so lazy and his life runs off of the words 'can't be arsed'. The only way Alberts get there job is through there daddies business as he is too lazy to get any good grade. Some if not most Alberts are unintelligent with zero common sense. They are also incest, however when they aren't fucking the siblings or parents they are attracted to large people mostly women but if they are bored they don't mind going for the odd man.

'That boy got a 0 on his test.'
'That's not surprising his name is Albert, he doesn't care.'

by Thatamygirl May 29, 2022

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

albert

very hot individual

person 1: omg who is that fine man sitting there?
person 2: probably an Albert.

by Kanye East yuhhhhhhhhh July 1, 2022

albert

To Albert, something means to sit on them and break them

Why did you Albert my computer?

by help28 August 17, 2022

albert

funny man that is FAT

" albert is fat "

by AK - 0 September 18, 2022

Albert

Albert is a guy that looks depressed everyday but his not. An Albert is a guy that is a smart and dumb guy at the same time. He is mostly good at math. he also erased his emotions.
and this Albert is me

guy hey bro you good you look depressed

albert no men im not depressed

by depressed men March 21, 2023

Albert

Complete degeneracy

“Bro stop being such an Albert, it’s freaking us out

by Jaxn Speaks Words May 5, 2023