When you have your significant other eat a bunch of spicy food and wait until they have to take a shit. Then before they shit, butt fuck them in the snow, and watch the shit spew out like a fountain.
Friend-“dude, what did you and that girl do last night?”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
Me-“bro I totally gave her an Alaska ass blaster”
Friend-“you’re a legend”
by Damon LaRue April 29, 2021
Get the Alaska ass blastermug. A gangbang.
by shanked and shrinked August 19, 2011
Get the Trans-Alaska Pipelinemug. A band that started in Westford, MA. Played at the Parish Center for the Arts. They had amazing music, but broke up after the lead singer became annoying, and needy.
The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
The band was loved by a lot of Westford kids, and occasionally people still talk about them. They were the only good band that Westford has ever had.
by callheralaskalover January 25, 2010
Get the Call Her Alaskamug. by NumbchuckBitch August 6, 2022
Get the Alaska Thunderfuck 5000mug. by shootingumby July 6, 2008
Get the delta junction, alaskamug. by Shebyosbtk February 9, 2019
Get the Baked Alaskamug. Wasilla, a small community north of Anchorage, formerly mayored by 2008 Republican Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin.
"I can't believe they charged me for my rape kit after that meth head held me at knifepoint. It's no wonder Wasilla is Alaska's crystal meth capital."
by saneremu October 30, 2008
Get the Alaska's crystal meth capitalmug.