adhd moment

screenshotting a part of an image your friend sent that is completely unrelated to the image itself

Person 1: Guys look at this picture of my new cat
*sends a picture of new cat*
Person 2: *sends a screenshot of something in the background of the image*
Person 1: adhd moment

by xxxayne September 25, 2021

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ADHD Insomnia

Acondition wherein one attempts sleep, but does not, due to distraction.
Unlike insomnia because insomnia is an inability to fall asleep due to numerous physiological or psychological reasons.
Whereas, with ADHD Insomnia, the mind becomes distracted and basically forgets to fall asleep.

"Sorry I'm sluggish today at work, Boss. Last night I had a conversation where someone asked me if sable was a dog or a cat, and it triggered a case of ADHD Insomnia. That led to asking google questions which lept distracting me. I still don't know if a sable is a dog or a cat...but I did discover this freaky gut in Norway who sings a great cover of Sultans Of Swing."

by Uncle McFlirty October 30, 2023

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ADHD - A Drinking Game

ADHD Drinking game- Gather people around a table, as you would in zoomie zoomie. One person starts off the game as the ( Adderal ), tapping the table vigorously as the rest of the people follow suit. ( Adderal ) then does a random gesture then points to another player while the tapping of the table continues. The next player that ( Adderal ) points to will then do the gesture that ( Adderal ) did and pass it to another random player. The process is stacked and will continue until someone fucks up. Once someone fucks up, that person drinks while everyone else around the table sings " Asshole...Dick...Hand job...Drink!!" The game after that will continue with a new (Adderal). Anyone who volunteers to butt chug can overturn/add any rule they want.

Wanna get fucked up? Yeah let's play ADHD - A Drinking Game

by ADHD Master April 28, 2018

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