an gof

A term describing a Cornish patriot

Alreet me ansum, i'll c'ya dreckly, proper job, I heard ee's a bit ov'a an gof - matter do 'ee ?

by Davyth April 5, 2007

AN ERIC

An Eric is an act in which someone of old age acts juvenile in their expressions and lack of intellect when insulting someone, as they have pish patter, "Da Patter" some may say. Mixing "Da Patter" with the attitude of a young delinquent results in "An Eric".

A normal person: "Are you taking the mick?"
Eric: "dID YoU jUSt SaY yOU WaNt To SuCk mY DiCK?!"
bystander: "There he's doing an Eric"

by SWEATYBETTYXXX February 14, 2020

An Ebbels

Basically just an alpha chad male with a massive cock and perfect perky testicles. His reputation mainly comes from his incredible unchallenged pussy pounding abilities by using his huge perfect ass as leverage and weight to increase his thrust to its maximum potential. Basically, a man that can turn straight guys gay with a single glance.

"Damn! Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to that guy over there?" "Nah man, I reckon he's an Ebbels!"

by PoggersTesties February 21, 2021

an empty

An empty house, i.e. parents are away. Ideal situation for a house party.

Sam: "You got an empty this weekend?"
David: "Yeah, having a massive party."

by mrpauldavidson May 24, 2016

an evolutionary dead-end

homosexuality

Those who choose Homosexuality for themselves cannot procreate: two men cannot create a child, two women cannot create a child. Sexually abusing others into homosexuality is not sexual reproduction. As an evolutionary dead-end queers poor moral choices are on the rise. Protect your children!

by Nature Abhors Homosexuality June 11, 2013

an inconvenient truth

a man falling in love with a woman before sexual intercorse, and upon intercorse realizing that she is actually a man.

Bob was serious about Janet, until he found out an inconvenient truth.

by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman

A collection of jokes known mostly by residents of the United Kingdom which involve a man from England, Scotland and Ireland. The jokes are commonly long and end up with the Irishman being made a fool of or making the pun of the joke.

The jokes rarely involve Wales. Lucky Buggers.

An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman are all invited to a Christmas party. In order to get into the party, they must bring something relevant with Christmas. On the day, the Scotsman turns up with a Christmas tree, so he is allowed in. The Englishman turns up and brings a cracker, so he allowed in aswell. Eventually the Irishman turns up also, holding a pair of ladies underwear. The guard at the door asks him, "What have they got to do with Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, "They're Carols".

by Mcmacmucsons January 8, 2009