Johanne

Johanne is the popular girl in school and quite possibly a secret agent. She’s either very white (in some cases) or very dark (in other cases) finding a Johanne is very rare to find as she takes things very seriously and doesn’t take crap from anybody. She is packed with passive aggressiveness and is a strong mighty bulldog!

Oh yeah that’s THE Johanne.

by 2 girls 1 Bathtub November 21, 2023

Leo Ferdinand Johannes

Normally a giant big guy with an equally big heart. Drives extremely much car and is also otherwise quite cool.

Leo Ferdinand Johannes loves to watch Srubs

by CockBaller0815 November 22, 2021

Johanne

basic white girl who screams in the classroom

hey

she acted so normal oh yeah she a johanne

by Johanneisbasic February 15, 2021

Johanne

The best mom you could think of

Person: Your kid looks awful
Johanne: *shoots them*

by Ollibolli November 27, 2021

johann

guy that will steal your soon to be ex

johann took my girl

by bartholo_hindenburg November 15, 2023

johanns schwester

Someone everyone has fucked

Someone: deine mutter
Someone: johanns schwester

by Deine ma October 31, 2022

Johanne

Johanne is what you call a person without a brain.

dang bro you act like a johanne

by VangStiv September 28, 2021