Hayden

Hayden is a confident, cocky, piece of shit and pain in the ass. He will try too hard to be funny but fails and ends up giving everyone around him second hand embarassement. He tries too hard to get girls to like him even though he will never date them. Although he has an interesting perception in art and knows quite a bit about pop culture, which is also negative as he never shuts up about it.

Hayden: Hey pretty lady!

Lady: Hehe what is your name?

Hayden: Hayden haha.

Lady: Ew, do you think a Hayden could ever date me?

by ThatOneHandyMan June 14, 2021

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Hayden is very hyper. Has he alot of "friends" that are girls even though he already has a girlfriend. He loves to slap thighs until it forms into a rash then he slaps harder. He thinks he is very funny but his friends couldnt be more serious. You have to be careful what you say around him or else he will not understand. He thinks he is super "hot" and can attract all the girls just because 1 girl liked him. He loves to touch other girls butts but not really his girlfriend's butt. He loves playing nerf guns

Guy 1: wow that guy just touched that girls butt.
Guy 2: he must be a hayden

by Hiiiiii_3972929 January 10, 2020

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A guy with the smallest dick ever and thinks he’s the shit

Girl:hi what’s you name

Guy:it’s Hayden

Girl:ew no you micro peen

by Bang gang 69 April 28, 2020

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A loser with loser friends, that thinks he's hot but not. He's the kind of person you can call a midget. He's very smart but likes to hide it. He doesn't fit into the crowd, he thinks he's cool by saying things like yeet, and reeeee. He likes to wear dirty clothes, and he smells funny. I guess he's awesome at moleball, he's also very funny. He dose a lot of sports, and if he does a lot of sports I don't know why he's so fat. If you ever see a Hayden run.

Boy 1: Hey who's that tiny guy?
Boy 2: I think it's a Hayden!

by What is up? December 6, 2018

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