Ewan is a bad at drinking and is a guy who always has a hangover. He is someone you can depend on to bring you nesquick. He has an excellent English accent and knows how to charm his girlfriend with it.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
He is crazy about Mc Donalds and cant go a day without it although he says he can, speaking of not going a day without, Ewan has a choef wich he loves more than his girlfriend.
by Vsgisj dvjsks September 7, 2022
Get the Ewanmug. 
he is a dick who thinks he’s cool but he's really not. everybody hates him and he is way more ugly than a constipated blob fish.
by bellaisthebest November 24, 2021
Get the Ewanmug. My Singing Monsters player: I love Epic Wubbox!
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
Ewan: I'm Epic Wubbox
My Singing Monsters player: Ewan Epic Wubbox
by singing monsters lover January 12, 2024
Get the Ewan epic wubboxmug. The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019
Get the Ewan Hanleymug. Ewan K. is a He is a guy that would never hurt anyone but don't mess with the people he loves. He is romantic when he needs to be but likes to keep all of his relationships within the people involved with it. Besides romance, he is an avid business owner, owning a large factory. If you are a small Asian girl, watch out, he might turn you into a protein shake.
by enlightened_sage March 22, 2022
Get the Ewan Kmug. A salty clash Royale player who is short and likes touching your children and minors (specifically boys) in spots that make them lose their virginity while it makes him extremely aroused.
by Negro69420TheRealSnegro June 29, 2023
Get the Ewan Ding Dale Smith Berry Dinglemug.