Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

Nasty Barbara

A nasty Mexican that is fat, with lopsided boobs, who stinks really, who basically trailer trash worthy.

Eww, Here comes nasty barbara .

by shay wright October 24, 2014

Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

barbara jewell

A woman who has a heart of gold and is always going to put you first and think of herself last she is someone who you will spend the rest of your life with

Barbara jewell is the jewel of my life

by Jewell90 December 19, 2016

Barbara

A girl who postes Alot of sad stuff and says that depressed people hide their depression, she acts sad but we all know she isnt

Barbara is a weird ass girl

by Karlita November 17, 2018

Barbara Gauss

The slogans

'all day i dream about soccer'
'all day i dream about sports'
'all day i dream about sport'

1981-2017 were created by Barbara Gauss, Germany.

In her eBOOK 'all day i dream about sport' she talks about her life, the way she grew up, the dreams she had as a child and young grown up and the struggle she is going thru today, while defending her rights as a trademark owner, creator and sole owner of the intellectual property worldwide of the slogans as mentioned above.

See also 'sports'

In my heart the memories of my blissful childhood live on.

'all day(s) I dream about sport(s)' is what ment everything to me when I was small and is what I feel, if I had to describe my childhood.

'all day i dream about soccer TM'

and
'all day(s) i dream about sport(s) TM'

are
intellectual property 1981-2017 by Barbara Gauss, Germany

by Barbara Gauss July 26, 2017

Barbara

She is a gorgeous woman, there is no doubt about that. And, at first, she is not very communicative, which gives her an aura of mystery that drives boys insane. But many people will never see why Barbara is so special. First of all, she is a real lady. Is like she was transported over here from another epoch because she acts in a way that nobody does and that appeals to your inner gentlemen. She is also really smart. Barbara is probably smarter than you. And she is really curious and loves to learn. Barbara is also really mature. Women tend to be more mature than men but she is on another level... I could keep talking about her and her artistic side but words can not describe her accurately. She is not perfect but, the more you know her, the more beautiful she seems to you.

Any man in the world would be lucky to have the chance to be around Barbara...

You're lucky that Barbara is your friend

by VT96 May 22, 2018