Same Joke ; Too Slow.
Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.
Used in a chat conversation when you are about to make a joke, but before you can finish typing, the other person has already commented with the same joke you were attempting to make.
Them: "I'm gonna send you NSFW links at work! Here, www.unusually-flexible-sexy-people.gov"
You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."
You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")
They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"
You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"
You: "Thanks for making it a .gov URL; that's a good way to avoid it being real by accident."
You: (starting to type, "But what if you click on it and")
They: "Or alternatively, it IS real, and you learn really shocking things about our government!"
You: "Damn! SJ;TS!"
by TheEllen November 14, 2012
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a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.
has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.
a perfect comeback for the infamous tl;dr line. Usually dropped by incompetent people who can not read paragraphs more then 3 sentences long. Coupled with an inability to understand words longer then 3 syllables.
has multiple uses to ensure the subject know they are truly stupid.
Boy: i was in a bar fight last night, totally kicked his ass. I could totally whip your boyfriends ass
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess
Grl: ts;du
guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du
Girl: you're pretty confident for someone who's vertically challenged
Boy: really? thanks I guess
Grl: ts;du
guy1: I wonder why she never laughs at our jokes?
guy2: ts:du
by Ali3Kat December 8, 2012
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Get the TS Gum mug.A walking contradiction/scrooge of the worst kind, they’ll not only expect you to work for peanuts or even free… in fact they’ll believe that you should pay them for the Honor of being able to work with them on their project, and be prepared to do all the work their way (The WRONG way). They’ll pretend that they are intelligent/qualified and that you should listen to “Their Expert Advice”, yet their own kids won’t even have them help with a Lemonade stand, as they know that it’ll be a F#@K- up.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
They also know “EVERYTHING” (even what you had for breakfast last Tuesday), so don’t try to correct them, as there really is no hope.
Wow! That guy must be a real Scrooge; no he’s a Brian Co@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
The Federal Reserve Bank gets their Crooked orders from Brian Co@ts
The “Church-Mouse” was once an employee of BrianCo@ts
by ChurchMouse October 29, 2011
Get the Brian Co@ts mug.Used in reference to transgender women who have transitioned ("Ts" referring to "tits," or breasts) but have not gotten The Surgery™ ("D" referring to a dick). First (and probably only use) in Contrapoints' video "Are Traps Gay?"
by Plad Nagys March 15, 2023
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