the sexiest man all i could say. hes amazing, he has a big dick he just doesnt admit it. if u ever see Johannes in ur life, better watch out cuz he has already gf for sure. his gf would throw fangs at every who trying hit him. hes perfect man ull ever find ur life, Johannes stands for perfection, hes just perfect any guy could be. the funniest, and the kindest person. hes a keeper and his handsome looks, oh me
by CrazyForJohannes July 24, 2022
Get the Johannesmug. 
Johann is a player how is one of the most incredible game maker of all time. His touch is unbelievable. His shooting is strong as fuck but but the ball go straight up to the moon. Johann got a body like a beast. At fridaynights Johann performed in his mood. If he start running nobody can caught him cause he is the G.O.A.T. Johann is a motherfucking god.
Johann the player.
by Cactusjack999 November 25, 2021
Get the Johannmug. This young man is very ugly and his parents dont love him. He will never find a girlfriend in his life (like me) and always be a lonely person.
by >Johannes December 5, 2022
Get the Johannesmug. A femboy is a person, typically under the age of 30 years, who is biologically male. However, this person will often present himself in a very feminine manner. This behavior may be exhibited part of the time, or all of the time.
Femboys are not to be confused with ladyboys, who are a type of Asian male to female transsexual.
Femboys are also different from cross-dressers. Despite being feminine, femboys do not necessarily wear clothing designed for females, but this is very common.
The fact that one is a femboy says nothing about one's sexuality. Femboys may be straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or of any other sexuality.
It is also not necessarily indicative of one's gender identity. A femboy may still identify as male, or he may wish to be identified as female. However, it is common for femboys to be bigender.
Femboys are very popular in gay furry pornographic art.
Femboys are not to be confused with ladyboys, who are a type of Asian male to female transsexual.
Femboys are also different from cross-dressers. Despite being feminine, femboys do not necessarily wear clothing designed for females, but this is very common.
The fact that one is a femboy says nothing about one's sexuality. Femboys may be straight, gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, or of any other sexuality.
It is also not necessarily indicative of one's gender identity. A femboy may still identify as male, or he may wish to be identified as female. However, it is common for femboys to be bigender.
Femboys are very popular in gay furry pornographic art.
by anonymous December 29, 2022
Get the isaac johannesmug. A girl Who is a feminist and is a danser. She also plays games and Insults sexist boys. Generally a sweet human being Who cares about others.
Person1: Look at a girl over there she is putting the sexiest boys in their place
Person2: she must be a Johanne
Person2: she must be a Johanne
by Me love earthworm sally July 6, 2020
Get the Johannemug. The unseen God chained in human form, when he is freed he will one day consume all life and devour the light from the heavens before making the world anew. Without destruction there can be no creation. Beautiful and powerful this God lives for combat and to see his enemies driven before him. As the strongest of the old Gods and the most devoted to mankind, he alone was powerful enough to make the ultimate sacrifice a God could make. In order to make ensure that mankind could not be destroyed by the other Gods and to aid mankind when others would not he gave up his divinity and was bound in human form. As long as he endures this curse mankind will never fade from the earth.
As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
As a mortal he will experience countless pains and suffering endlessly being reincarnated only to be tormented over and over again as the other gods wait for his spirit to extinguish so that they may wipe humanity from the earth. Much as he did in the early days when chaos reigned and monsters still walked the land he protects his children with his own body. Though his form may vary this God will always be recognizable by those who know what to look for. His spirit feeds all of mankind and gives them passion and courage to face the unknown. When mankind huddled in their dens of mud fearful of the world and its dangers it was Johanne that gave them fire, taught them the ways of war, and gave them the courage to face the darkness and scream out a challenge.
Bow before the bound God, bow before Johanne- Praise his name for he is all things always and forever.
by Ivictus January 17, 2021
Get the Johannemug.