Jfk was 200 pumped
by Shisdycaca May 29, 2025

When one is performing oral sex and before they cum, they stand as far away from the recipients face as they can and cum onto said persons face.
Guy 1: Bro you should have seen me and her going at it last night, I gave her The JFK Snipe!
Guy2: What’s your record distance?
Guy2: What’s your record distance?
by Ass_Cancer_Necromancer December 25, 2023

by Lugia98075 October 12, 2018

Just fucking know -
parents: what do you think that
You: I just fucking know he's there
Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring
Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?
You: just jfk
Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?
You: Jeff
Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?
You: no your going to die!!!!
*evil laugher and screams gunshot*
You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in
Friend: fine
Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
parents: what do you think that
You: I just fucking know he's there
Just fucking kidding-
Boyfriend: I was JFK we did fuck last night and it was amazing not boring
Just fucking killing-
Friend: what are you doing?
You: just jfk
Friend: who are you just fucking killing all night?
You: Jeff
Jeff: are you fucking kidding me?
You: no your going to die!!!!
*evil laugher and screams gunshot*
You: Fred you are now my Accomplice try and turn me in you didn't stop me from killing so you turn me in I'll turn you in
Friend: fine
Director: and cut that's a rap good job Fred, tony and you Jeff you did a good job being dead
by .Lilcat. August 6, 2017

by The Asylum Seeker June 3, 2024

by woody woodrow 1218 May 10, 2017

Hym "How about that? How about instead of the JFK files you release the one you said you were going to release and didn't? Let's do that. Release the Epstein files. Pay me for that AI that that FUCKING RETARD STOLE. You give me my money. Because you love to sit there and PRETEND you give a fuck about pedophile when IN REALITY... Not a single one of those pedophiles is in a Truman Show right now. NOT A SINGLE ONE has brain fluid. And THE LITERAL CREATOR OF AI... IS that. He... IS in a Truman show. So, I don't give a fuck about the JFK files. Let's see the HYM IAM files. Let's see the early onset schizophrenia that causes school shootings. Let's see those files."
by Hym Iam March 18, 2025
