Barbara Wears Prada

A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.

And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D

Barbara Wears Prada spends too much time on MySpace. >:

by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009

Nasty Barbara

A nasty Mexican that is fat, with lopsided boobs, who stinks really, who basically trailer trash worthy.

Eww, Here comes nasty barbara .

by shay wright October 24, 2014

Santa Barbara Warm Tooth

The cruel act that involves placing a small piece of fresh feces and placing in on the front tooth of a comrade.

Victim:"Dude this coffee tastes like s***"
Friend: "Oh man check yourself in the mirror, someone must have given you the Santa Barbara warm tooth"

by lawbyjake April 10, 2015

barbara jewell

A woman who has a heart of gold and is always going to put you first and think of herself last she is someone who you will spend the rest of your life with

Barbara jewell is the jewel of my life

by Jewell90 December 19, 2016

Barbara

Is a very short person with very little knowledge of what's going on in the earth. She likes aggressive sports 😉

1. Who's that short person over there?
2. It's probably Barbara

by Pussydestroyer055 July 4, 2019

Barbara

A person, usually a aunt, that seems nice at first glance, but in reality, is secretly the living equal to Satan's asshole.

barbara: Practically Karen in disguise, pulling such recognizable moves as "I have a coupon around here somewhere", "this generation is so entitled", and of course, "I want to speak to your manager"

by readthistowinthebigGAY December 18, 2019

santa barbara pullout

When you’re raw dogging a chick from behind, bust a phat load inside of her, then spit on her back so she’s not suspicious.

John was bombed so when he accidentally shot his load inside Sarah, he busted the Santa Barbara Pullout and she was none the wiser.

by DarkDan911 September 14, 2019