A 'vegetarian' vampire who feeds on the tears of small children. In the night she sings duets with Kanye West in return for drug money. She has sex with cars ONLY and will not give into peer pressure unless M&M's are involved. At 4:08 am, she turns into a mindless zombie.
And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D
And her MySpace is so lame.
Kill her with a spork.
:D
by Cindy Lou Who is A Skank February 7, 2009
Get the Barbara Wears Pradamug. Barbara is that friend who says they’re average but in reality just hella gorgeous. She’s also the type of friend to always be there and truly listen to what you’ve got to say even if you’re just very weird. Barbara’s also usually have a cat called Oreo. Oreo’s aren’t very keen on Barbara’s but definitely like people who are tall (just a fact). Barbara’s would also make the best mother with how loving and understanding they can be, especially with their heart of diamond made from all their hardships. Barbara’s are also very weird considering they classify tomatoes as a snack so maybe she won’t be in charge of snack choices, or her children gonna be suffering from tomato overdoses. In conclusion, Barbara will be someone who’ll make a lasting mark on your life and truly feel like home. A home where she isn’t in charge of snack choices.
by Oreoisthebest3000 November 22, 2021
Get the Barbaramug. place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light
by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025
Get the Santa Barbara mtdmug. by susziebanks June 12, 2020
Get the barbara annmug. by silly rabbit July 7, 2021
Get the tammy barbara valentinemug. 
