Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.
"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"
by Sandman47 November 10, 2011
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Your mom

What you say when someone asks you what you're doing
Jeff:"hey, what you doing this weekend?"

Tim:"your mom!!!"
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Your mom

The only come-back you'll ever need
Bully:your gay
You:no your mom

Bully:"dies"
by ass eater 420 February 27, 2020
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your mom.
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your mom

1. The answer to any question, except those asked by teachers.
2. An insult.
3. The funniest brand of joke.
1.

Do:

Jen: When's the test?
You: Your mom.
Don't:
Teacher: Bob, what's 2+2?
You: Your mom.
2.
Bob: Youre a b word.
You: YOUR MOM is a b word.
3.
Your moms voice is so high pitched she walked into a concert and they thought she was the amp.
by yourmommy!!! May 05, 2011
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i saw your mom at a farm
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The largest astronomical object discovered in the observable universe.
- Hey, what's that giant dot in the sky? It looks huge, what the hell!?
- Your mom, bro.
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