I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

When you really like a girl and want to lick her butt

I want to lick your shitter while you’re farting

I wanna lick your butt <3

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker March 8, 2021

You’re the heart

Something you say to your boyfriend in the back of a pizza van after you show his dumb and oblivious ass a painting you made.

“YOU’RE THE HEART, MIKE!” said at the worst time possible because Will Byers likes to ruin his life.

by charcoaltasteslikeshit. August 29, 2025

You’re So Chanel Number 5

Means the person in question is extremely High Maintenance. Has expensive tastes.

1. When she asked me my opinion of herself. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5”.

2. I answered “You’re So Chanel Number 5” she rolled her eyes at me in annoyance.

by Jlove973 September 27, 2021

you’re hype

Used when somebody is excited about some dumb shit and you call them out on it.

Sam: Dude did you see the new Fortnite update?
Alex: You’re hype

by Hacky_798 April 25, 2019

You’re free

When someone is bad at a game

You’re free! More free than a public restroom! Absolute Dog water

by AbsoluteDogWater February 6, 2021

you’re getting it

When someone says this it normally means someone is getting some sort of sexual favor. Sometimes used as a “thank you”

“I made dinner!”
“Yeah you’re getting it”

by unicornshart August 15, 2025

You’re havin’ me on

A phrase most commonly used by those of a South East England origin. Used by someone who is baffled, humoured or shocked by information they have been told.

Fuck off you’re havin’ me on!

by Southeastgal December 10, 2018