It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if your balls touch by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

your mom is gay 

An insult to end all insults

Person you hate:Screw you faggot
You: your mom is gay
Person you hate: dies

your mom is gay by Borderhoper69 May 5, 2018

It's only gay if your balls touch 

A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.

It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.

It's also just funny.

Shane: "No way"

Kyle: "Y..yeah"

Figure.10: "Aw.....but remember, it's only gay if your balls touch!"

It's only gay if your balls touch by Figure.10 May 27, 2009

Your mom & dad gay together 

Them most destructive insult of all time 1000 times worse the your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny and your grandpap a tarp put together it would end all living relatives at the time.

Jhon your mom gay

Mike your dad lesbian

Jhon you granny tranny

Mike your grandpap a tarp

Jhon your mom & dad gay together

Mike fucking explodes

Mikes family fucking exsplodes

Your mom & dad gay together by Drug-Overdose May 25, 2018

your dad is gay 

Ouch !

Me: Hi!
Them: your dad is gay

Me: *dies of cardiac arrest*

your dad is gay by Grotezk November 17, 2021

your mum is gay 

If someone says this to you just accept your fate as this insult automatically destroys the person who it is targeted at

A: Your mums sucks dick
B: Your mum is gay
A: *cries*

your mum is gay by hentai is weeb shit September 19, 2017

your're mom gay 

what you say to anyone after they defeat you with facts and logic
can be used to instantly invalidate anyone's statement against you

"hey dude, stop jacking off to loli hentai. it's disgusting. the girls look underage, and you're worrying your family."
"your're mom gay John"

your're mom gay by 𝖍𝖔𝖕𝖊𝖑𝖊𝖘𝖘 June 20, 2017