The Wing System

Spite wings- Sex in spite of a person for past events.
Ugly Wings - Sex with a Ugly person.
Orange - Sex with a disabled
Pink - Sex with a white person and or getting your white wings and red at the same time
Black - Sex with a black person or a widow
White - Sex with a virgin
Red - Sex with a woman who is having her period
Brown - Anal sex
Green - Sex with someone who has an STD
Yellow - Sex while pissing
Silver - Sex with an old person
Blue / purple- Sex with a dead person and or in the water;
Purple- Sex with a dead person and or Pregnant chick.
Gold - first golden shower.
Grey - Sex with someone who has grandchildren.
Platinum - gone down on a girl and made her squirt.
Rainbow - pukes into your mouth when you're kissing and. or gay sex.
buffalo wings - a fat girl or Sex with The fat that sticks out around the sides of a woman's bra strap.
Knife wings - Sex with your best friends girlfriend.

Wing Commander- When all wings have been met.

I herd Jonesy scratched off some wings off the wing system!

by TheySayJones January 28, 2010

Wingbro

A wingbro is a person that goes above and beyond the call of duty that a general wingman would be responsible for. A wingbro will stand by you regardless of how stupid, insane, or dangerous the situation you created for yourself is, and will either help get out of the situation or go down with you.

A wingman will stand by you in a situation that he benefits from in some way, but only a wingBRO will show up 5 hours early to be sure you are intoxicated enough to not care about the outcome of the situation, regardless of how he benefits.

by Marco.Polo July 22, 2009

Right wing

Conservative or republican.

George Bush

by Nik January 31, 2004

Wingard

Noun/Verb

"Wingard" is a name or term given to a male of extreme coolness. He is usually perfect in physique and is into cars and gadgets. Girls go crazy over him, simply put; he is a god.

Girl: Oh my god, I met a "Wingard" last night at the club!

by Professor Chikita May 9, 2011

Right Wing Troll

Low life trolls that spread their Fox News Ignorance all over the internet, websites like Facebook, Youtube, Twitter, Yahoo Answers,etc. These trolls often come to liberal sites to instigate arguments. Their goal is to provoke arguments by spreading lies and BS. You can debate with them all you want but you can't win arguments with these right wing trolls because they are immune to facts.

Right wing trolls typical will comment about how bad of a President they think Obama is, accuse the Democratic Party of being Communist, blame Muslims, Mexicans and Blacks for America's problems and promote Trump as the answer to all our problems. Some of these right wing trolls will make hateful racist bigoted comments just to get a reaction because they get a kick out of pissing people off with their ignorance. The best way to combat these losers is to ignore them. Engaging in arguments with them is what gives these losers power.

Typical Right Wing Troll comments

"Obama is a socialist Muslim who's destroying America"
"Liberals are lazy communist that just want a government handout"
"Black Lives Matter are a bunch of thugs, All Lives Matter"

"Trump will make America great again!"

by Book God June 25, 2016

wing wangs

slang for a penis

"my wing wangs is best freinds with my right hand!"

by mewingwang March 10, 2017

winfag

A person that is a fan boy of the Microsoft Windows Operating System and becomes enraged when anyone tries to question anything bad about the Windows Operating System.

Person 1: "Wow Windows Vista sure does suck! It crashes on me all the."

Person 2: "WHAT? NO? Windows is the best! You just don't know how to use Windows."

Person 1: "Wow, your such a winfag"

by PowerUser1992 September 23, 2010