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Kentucky Whopper

During sex, the giver defecates in his hand. Then, patties up the poo and asks the unsuspecting victim if they are hungry. Then, before the receiver can answer, the "pooper" shoves the doo doo pancake in their mouth.
"Hey Billy, See that brown spot on her face?"
"Yeah, Why?"
"Because I slipped her the Kentucky Whopper!"
by Scrub McGrub January 5, 2011
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Angry Whopper

The act of slapping a vagina with a fly swatter at maximum strength. Next, the swollen labia are immediately garnished with jalapeños and any desired medley of burger fixin's, condiments and accouterments, then eaten (so to speak).(WARNING:This is a very dangerous maneuver and should only be performed between consenting parties, unless she deserves it.)
I haven't had sex or food in days. I think I'll hop over to Burger Jack and order myself an angry whopper.

or

My girlfriend made me watch a J-Lo movie marathon. By the end, I was so pissed and hungry that I felt entitled to an angry whopper.
by Louija January 21, 2009
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whopper cocker

Slang; Hobknocker.
Def: An individual that eats Burger King during intercourse.
The whopper cocker was very tired after a long day of work.
by Captain Cooler December 13, 2016
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Whopper Knots

Fat knots of cash.
Large bands of money.
Rubber-banded wads of cash.
Bundle of bills.
Fat folds of money.
Large stacks of money folded.
Huge rolls of cash.
Dafiamo: How much money is that bro?
Lil fresh: Just a couple of whopper knots.

by:GiovanniDYMillYentei
by MillYentei DYSlick November 1, 2023
mugGet the Whopper Knotsmug.

swamp whopper

Is that big decomposing shit just sittin at the bottom of the toilet for a long period of time because some ass hole didn't flush.
Who is the asshole that left the swamp whopper in the bathroom.
by Super Steve May 17, 2017
mugGet the swamp whoppermug.

Whopper friend

A friend that you've only added to facebook so that you can use the Whopper Sacrifice app to later remove them for a free Whopper
I added Joe as a Whopper friend on facebook
by GreatWebGuy January 14, 2009
mugGet the Whopper friendmug.

Fat whopper

OI OI LAD I WANNA AV A fat whopper LAD
by kenkie October 26, 2016
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