Welcome Center

A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
That welcome center has got to be the laziest guy on the crew.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
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Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session
He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
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A warm welcome

When you put your neighbors doorknob up your ass and shit so that theres a turd engulfing the knob
Susan down the road gave me a warm welcome this morning
by Where are my fingers July 11, 2021
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Sentinelese welcome

A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.
He reserved his best Sentinelese welcome for the local Jehovah's Witnesses.
by Gittles November 30, 2018
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welcome mint

When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.
" Hey they've given Welcome Mints"

by Lobonb March 11, 2008
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you're welcome

Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.

For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
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Welcome Matt

Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
" That chick got an arrow tattoo right above her pussy!" "Yeah it's pretty much a Welcome Matt."
by KittenQT October 01, 2014
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