A welcome center is a location where the laziest person works. This person enjoys spending his/her day scrolling on Facebook and taking photos of people actually working that way he/her can reflect on all the things he/her didn’t do that day. Also the majority of the time he/her isn’t very welcoming while stuff honey buns down his/her throat.
by Pudding pie fucker June 22, 2019
by BombTBomb April 23, 2021
by Where are my fingers July 11, 2021
A rapid, straight-to-the-point, and potentially life-threatening way of expressing your emotions to an unwelcome visitor.
by Gittles November 30, 2018
When someone excrements faeces, then wraps it up to look like a welcome mint on a pillow. for someone to eat.
by Lobonb March 11, 2008
Something to say when a co-worker sneezes and there are others in the room. Always gets a laugh due to its incongruity.
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
For tonz 'o laffs, be prepared with a list of other pointless customary statements for when the person sneezes many times in succesion, e.g.
yes please
fine thank you
I'm sorry
no thank you
(sneeze) you're welcome
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
(sneeze) yes please
(sneeze) fine thank you
(sneeze) I'm sorry
(sneeze) no thank you
by The Wandering Understander February 11, 2004
Just as "tramp stamp" is to lower back tattoo, "Welcome Matt" is to lower abs. Right above a chicks pussy. It gives you a little taste of what she is like.
by KittenQT October 01, 2014