weezer

nerd rock.

they could sing about scissors and still be fabulous

1: have you heard the latest weezer album?
2: hell yea man its pretty dope

by boreddictionaryx May 23, 2019

Flag

Get the weezermug.

Wauhan weezer

The only true name for covid 19

Bro are you sure that cough isnt the wauhan weezer G

by Lilttle bit sick November 6, 2020

Flag

Get the Wauhan weezermug.

Weezer

A really shitty band that everyone makes memes about

Bro did you see weezer's new album, yea man that shit was ass

by Blackshizah May 22, 2022

Flag

Get the Weezermug.

Weezer is an old band from 1995. With the lead front man rivers cuomo. He was originally going to be called apple and has a brother called leaves. He is fatherless. His dad and him only sending letters. He grew up homeschooling in a now cukt called 'yogabille' where the beatles allso grew up. He then moved and he and his brother went to public school. He went through multiple bands like avant grande. He was bullied VIOLENTLY through highschool and that resulted in him being nervous as am afult. He made a band with Patrick willson, matt sharp and Jason Cropper. But after Jason's girlfriend became pregnant, and rivers rule of no girlfriends in the recording room, Jason left and mat called his guitarist friend. Brian bell. One of the questions rivers asked Brian was 'what's your favourite starwars firgure' showing there geekyness. They were accepted by geffin under the name of 'dogstar' taking keanu reaves band name. Ric Ocasek, from cars, helped them publish there first album. Rivers allmsot scrapped buddy holly thinking it was to much of a joke. He thought they were the next nivarna and that was jsut the start of this geeky ass bands career

Lacey: ever heard of weezer?
Raven: OMG THE BAND THATS MY CURRENT HYPERFIXATION!!!
lacey: *khs*

by RAYSERRR May 2, 2025

Flag