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vag-split ween

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!
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Ween

Ween is a word to describe 'To think; suppose'. When you ween, you think or suppose something but don’t know it for a fact. The verb is of Germanic origin, as in "wähnen,” which means “to imagine.”
“She, I ween, is the daughter of the baker,"
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ween juice

Weiner liquid. When a male has fluid on his penis, either from a partner or his own accomplishment. Cervical mucous, lady cum, man jiz all may be attributed to ween jooos.
"Holy shit Carol. There is so much ween juice... you're welcome."

Uhhh, I'm going to go shower.
by betsyandrews January 25, 2018
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Bent-O-Ween

Halloween for bent people aka George Campbell
Yes bro you coming Frick Or Treating on Bent-O-Ween?
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Ween

Yessssss ween
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Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation
"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"
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Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.
1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!
by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020
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