A two week list is a list of the people who must not be allowed to live longer than you. Therefore, when you are told you have two weeks to live it is time to start checking off the names on your list.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
It's basically a bucket list of murder.
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Scoring 7 girls in 7 nights with no rejections. The highest achievement in the sport of sleeping with girls.
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Get the Long ass week mug.That feeling you get when you watch a Keanu Reeves movie and want to die because you thought you liked The Matrix but now you can't help but think about ending all this suffering that is life.
I was watching "Speed" and as Keanu Reeves tried to sound like a cool police officer, I felt really weemy.
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A Nigger Weekend is a phrase that relates to the propensity of African Americans to engage in Friday and Saturday nights of wild sexual intercourse, the excessive consumption of malt liquor, chicken wings, pork ribs and watermelon; to participate in bouts of fisticuffs, knife fights and gun play with Saturday night specials, .25 & .32 semiautomatic pistols as well as their proclivity to drive automobiles with bald tires, known as "maypops" and that perpetually need repair
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Get the Nigger Weekend mug.When a girl gets fucked by someone and it turns out 'Surprise' the guy really knows how to fuck!, like for real! Shouldn't they be licensed or registered or something? Like being pounded in Doggie for 4, 6 hours nonstop and during that time you have some dim memories of doing things you thought you didn't do, or that often.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
Now that's a real fucking! It's not doing some dude who lies on his back on the bed the whole time, and you're doing all the work.
I'm talking face down ass up you're holding onto the sheets for some traction! And what happens if you make the often fatal decision to show him who is fucking who? He starts pounding ya harder.
Afterwards, you think, hmm you know that's not so bad, I don't have to tell anyone exactly everything, just that I got fucked into next week.
"God, Tom last night fucked me into next week?"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
"Oh jesus christ, what time is it? Is it saturday? Sunday? Where am I supposed to be? Damnit I met this guy and we hit if off and I'll be damned he fucked me into next week!"
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