weed

one of the most amazing plants in the world, that is used to get high, for me it makes everything goofy and funny and makes me think everythihng is perfect. also may make colors brighter. can be smoked or put in cookies, browwines, or whatever. it is usually 10 bucks a gram, can be more depending on quality. often called bud because thats the part you smoke (seeds and stems are bad to smoke) other names include; pot, grass, herb, ganga, marijuana, cannibis, trees, alpine, and like a thousand more. different types are straight weed, chronic, purple haze, ak-47, hydro, middies, headies, blueberry sticky, also more. you simply smoke it, enjoy it, and get fucked up with it.

DudeGuy-man i need weed.
BudMan-aight whatchya need?
DudeGuy-just somethin to get me fucked and feelin right....
BudMan-right here i got like 5 grams of the sticky
DudeGuy-aww fuck yes!

by R9A14M October 11, 2007

weed

marijuana, pot, bud, herb,wacky tobaccy, its a thing i do to not be bored and i get bored often

i love WEED cuz i smoke WEED and then i buy some more WEED and then i roll up a fat J with WEED and then i smoke the fat J full of WEED and then i trip out from smoking WEED........blah blah blah u get the picture of my typical day

by CARL SHINE July 1, 2003

weed

remember the song 'where is the love'?

u dont need it if u have this.

why did the hen cross the street?

-to buy some weed.

by ñecgo March 25, 2009

weed

something to smoke when you're bored.

WEED IS HEALTHY !!
Eddie: I'm so fricken bored !!!
Katie: Go smoke some weed, it will make you unboreded.. o.O

by Eddie n Katie August 16, 2008

Weed

Weed is a herb not a drug. God let weed naturally grow for people to enjoy. Weed doesn't kill people like other drugs and alcohol. Weed makes people happy, a little bit retarded(the reason why its so much fun), and gives people the munchies.

Person 1: Hey guys lets toke-up, chill, eat some food, and just not care about any problems in the world.

Person 2: So we're going to do drugs?

Person 1: No man, we're going to smoke some weed and get high.

Person 2: isn't weed a drug?

Person 1: man, weed can't be a drug. it naturally grows just like other plants such as tea leafs.

Person 2: So it's a herb?

Person 1: exactly...now pass the damn thing

by just some pot-head March 27, 2009

Weed

Just a plant. Enables one to visit mystical perfect awesome land.

"this man was helping an old woman across the street on his way to volunteer at a homeless shelter, but we found a dub of weed in his pocket so naturally we kicked the shit out of him, brought him to jail and then smoked up."

ITS JUST A MOTHERFUCKING PLANT.

by maryjaneallrad March 17, 2010

weed

1. A plant that repairs the soil when disturbed by demineralization, flooding, fire, or other natural disaster.

2. Monsanto's version of the devil - designed to make farmers purchases obscene amounts of toxic chemicals and spray them onto arable land, rendering it unusable by non-Monsanto engineered and patented crops.

3. Slang for Cannabis sativa, hemp, or marijuana - a plant that contributes considerable economic and medicinal value to communities that raise it. Weed can be grown for medicines, oils, fibers, and whole-foods. The Constitution of the United States was written on 'weed' paper.

I love weed! It makes my flowers bloom, Monsanto mad, and the oil man weep. Weed is truly God's gift to humanity - if God were a geneticist that terraforms planets and populates them with experimental lifeforms.

by Dead Jack March 23, 2011