Stanky Weave

When ones weave is extremely musty, crusty, and smelly.

That girl cassidy has a stanky weave.

by linkybinky June 6, 2014

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Sasquatch Weave

v.: The act of finding a hair in your food/drink

adj.: A method of describing the forest of a muff cabbage you just walked away from

aww dude sasquatch weave, fuck man im out

by SiXAXiSMoFo December 29, 2010

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The Weave Pat

when a female (commonly black) pats her head on a designated area that itches but can't scratch it because of her weave.

sally: why is La'Quishraniqua hitting herself in the head?
courtney: oh don't mind her she's doing the weave pat

by bredron January 22, 2012

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eye weaves

Eyes Weaves are the long ass, ridiculous fake eyelashes young girls and some women glue to their eyes in a horrible attempt to look like an IG model.

Man she has some pretty eyelashes.
Dude they are not real they are Eye Weaves.

by B-More Damiano January 11, 2017

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the scratchy, run down, matted up, patch of hair that a cheap girl wears to the wackest clubs in Vegas. It is usually falling out on the floor or cutting up the arm of the person nearest them in the club. Many girls with recession weaves come to the clubs thinking they look cute with those wiry broom tops, but they just look rough as shit. The hard texture of the recession weave makes it a good defense mechanism. A back scratcher.

Also, a recession weave is the weave you get when you purchased your package of hair in Wal-Mart.

Another definition is weaves that have been in someone's hair since before the recession began and are barely hangin on. They should have been disposed after the first use, but no, they were reused like five times.

Did you see all of those recession weaves at the club last night?

by flavor of love girl April 1, 2009

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