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Walrus tusks

n. When a man is receiving oral pleasure from a woman and upon cumming,procedes to punch her in the stomach so that his semen drips out the sides of her mouth to create the illusion of walrus tusks
This bitch was sucking me off and I punched her in the stomach to give her "semen tusks"
by lillian black March 29, 2004
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walrus fucker

When a woman (elaine) is so ugly she can only get shagged by a walrus....(if she's lucky!!)
I have never, in my life, seen anyone so ugly.....
she looks like a right walrus fucker!
by the odd shape fan club January 24, 2008
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walrus ass

A huge ass that is hairy like a walrus' face.
Bitch! Don't touch me with your walrus ass! its nasty!!!
by LizzyBitch69 October 27, 2008
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Walrus-bomb

Walrus-bomb (v.): 1) Sex with someone with a BMI of over 40, most commonly on the springboard at the YMCA pool. 2) Influx of disturbing, yet oddly sensual photographs on a social media site. 3) When the influx of number 2 causes number 1.
I totally walrus-bombed that chick in the handicapped bathroom at Chilis.

I just watched Happy Feet, and I feel all horny and I need to walrus-bomb.
by Curshmanspiral November 5, 2012
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Walrus Poking

v. The act of chichalooing a hefty young lady, often done accidentally.
Kid 1: Let's go chichaloo some girls tonight!

Kid 2: We better be careful not to start walrus poking these mamacitas!

Kid 1: You're right! I'd rather be popping a dingo.
by SmallSnake42 May 25, 2013
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Walrus Alfredo

The sexual act of ejaculating on a large mustached Italian Women.
Bob decided to give Maria a helping of Walrus Alfredo.
by MrAssmouth July 5, 2014
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Walrus Heading

When you have to shit so bad, that a chunk of a turd is hanging out of your ass.
I'm fucking walrus heading right now. Dude, where is your bathroom?!
by Aunostah Nichol-Black January 28, 2017
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