Sherwin Williams

While engaging in sexual activity, the male kneels over his female partner and masturbates with the intention of ejaculating on her face (giving her a facial). Due to his high degree of arousal, he overshoots his target and hits the wall instead. He then spreads said ejaculate on the wall using the female's face and/or hair.

"Dayyuuum, he just gave dat bitch a Sherwin Williams!"

by DepravedUSMC February 22, 2014

evan williams

Best (for the money) fucking whiskey ever. Made in Kentucky, which sucks, but for some reason it still tastes good. Evan Williams and natty ice are the two best , most fratty ways to get drunk, period.

Clemson student: Wow our team sucks, let's go drink evan till we don't feel feelings anymore.
Georgia Tech student: Agreed, my life is miserable.
Virginia Tech student: (too busy tearing down goalposts to notice the two other fag pattys talking) fuck yeah! Let's celebrate with some evan williams green label kentucky bourbon whiskey!

by staff December 9, 2008

Chilly Williams

chilly wills... only better ;)

chill=100%
chilly wills=150%
Chilly Williams=199%

"Hey, bro, what you up to?"
"Chilly Williams... you should come over"

by YuniQ9 January 25, 2014

bryan williams

A guy with extreme talents and charismatic good looks

Wow That guy is so down to earth ... he is so a Bryan Williams

by Nostrilman42 December 23, 2016

sheldon williams collegiate

rep the fucken c

Alex pittroff: Wanna smoke some ganj at the c?

*the next day*

mason hart: yOU SmoKEd ALl OuR KuSH LasT NigHt aT tHe C?

sheldon williams collegiate

by bigbossrickrossmonstercock April 5, 2019

adam williams

the most delicious of emo men out there bro. he has so many kitties and birdies and fishies and doggies and his mom is really pretty. and he is the best straight white male ive ever met in my life bro i love my boyfriend he always helps me with my problems and hes my little meow meow raaaaaah

Man i saw adam williams and queefed
passes out cus im anemic
adam williams saves me

by iloveadamwilliama November 3, 2022

Maria Williams

Maria Williams are one of the three "Untouchables" in the John Chart™.
They represent someone that is either bad, horrible, annoying, or just straight up evil.
If you see a Maria Williams within your location, try to stay away from them as much as you can, as they can infect your brain with their putrid wavelengths.

Person 1: "Man I sure love Genshin Impact, oh and my neopronouns are xen/xenself, jey/jeya."
Person 2: "Ughhh! You're such a Maria Williams."

by Diduilitm December 19, 2022