Lay a Wien

The act of using ones wiener in sexual intercourse. Derived from the expression "I wouldn't lay a finger on (noun)", and its converse, "I would lay a finger on (noun)" The amount of "wien" to be laid can be expressed through the use of numbers, which represents the intensity of ones desire to lay a wien. (Note: When using numbers, the word "wien" is NOT pluralized to "wiens." It remains "wien." Also, fractional values as numbers are not acceptable.)

I'd totally lay a wien on that chick.

I wouldn't lay a wien on your girlfriend.

I'd lay 6,000 wien all over that.

by African Tinkler August 4, 2010

wide on

The female equivalent to a male hard on. The woman's vagina swells up until it resembles a tazered, twitching piece of liver, and the man can enjoy a snug, responsive ride, much like a European Sports car that looks like the organ of a cow.

In due time, she had achieved a wide on. Fortunately Bert was finished before his ass cheeks collapsed.

by Pantaloon January 14, 2008

widescreen

An aspect ratio wider than 1:33:1 (4:3). Some people think that regular TV is "square," when it is actually 4:3. Most movies are shown in either 1.78:1 (16:9), 1.85:1, or 2.35:1. TV shows are usually shown in 1:33:1, but some are shown in 1.78:1, such as The Sopranos and ER. If the aspect ratio of the content you are watching is wider than your TV, the picture is letterboxed. Many people don't like widescreen because they think that you don't see the entire picture, which is not true. If they had a 16:9 TV or were watching it in a movie theater, they would not think so. Those people will buy the "full screen" pan & scan versions of DVDs, which actually cut off 40% of the picture.

Widescreen DVDs are better than pan & scan because you see the whole picture.

by Gangstre April 4, 2005

wide deceiver

While engaging in doggy-style intercourse, the male tells his partner he is about to cum, but instead spits on her back. She, thinking her partner is finished, roles over to find a hard cock in her face shooting cum in her eyes and/or hair.

My chick lost vision in her right eye after I gave her a wicked wide deceiver.

by Devinstation March 12, 2008

wienart

This is the rare occasion when one releases built up gas not out his anus, but rather his urethra. The penis flails about like an out of control fire hose. wiener+fart=wienart, pronounced (win+art)

With two hot chicks on either side of him, he was afraid to wienart. He tried to release a silent wienart. That wienart smells like hot garbage.

by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

Balls and Wiener

Its alternatve for agreeing with something or "What are you going to do?".

Josh: "I hate the F'n Clippers"
Matt: "Balls and Wiener man"

Matt: "My boss thinks I smoke weed"
Josh: *shrugs shoulders* "Balls and Wiener"

Josh: "I think my boss and another boss are totally doing it."
Matt: "Balls and wiener"

by NooBawls&G_Zis May 15, 2014

Animals Close Up With a Wide Angle Lens

A show with animals such as cats and dogs sniffing the wide angle lens close up.

The show is called animals close up with a wide angle lens.

by yizee January 5, 2011