counter-whacking

Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.
After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.
by CaptainEntendre July 31, 2006
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Whack it Off

Similar to "Walk it off."

An appropriate response when conversing with sexually frustrated individuals who have no future mating prospects.
James: "Dayum! I'm horny and no girl will sleep with me. Not even Gretta, the unibrow girl."
Morty: "Whack it off, James... Just whack it off."
by nevarine July 04, 2011
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Stack Whack

1. An extremely altered state of mind achieved by using bath salts in addition to illegal substances to get insanely blazed.

2. A person who is so psychologically unbalanced that it seems as if he or she is constantly on bath salts, even if he or she has never taken them.
1. That dude is like 60 and he's wearing Chucks and eating people in New Hampshire. He's reached next level Stack Whack status.

2. Look at that Stack Whack over there devouring enough Panda Express to feed a family of 18! That guy is completely insane.
by lieslcatz September 06, 2012
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Whack Stack

A person's collection of pornography. Stack refers to a time when all porn was in print and thus stacked in a cubbyhole in the porn dungeon, equipped with infrared motion sensors, high resolution cameras, lava pits, and crocodile infested waters.
My roommate found my whack stack while I was out Saturday. Talk about awkward.
by Myriadofpersonalities September 15, 2010
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Shally Whacking

is the process of a male inserting both his erect penis and both testicles into the arse of a participating female of any species. When the bloke is about to cum, the Shally Whacking commences: the bloke rips his penis and balls out of her arse, and slaps her arse cheeks with his penis whilst cumming everywhere.
Tim "she's a dirty cunt"
Laura "how do you know?"
Tim "she said I can Shally Whack her any day"

Emma "my arse hurts"
Mark "I should fucking think so too! That'll be all the Shally Whacking"

Tim "my balls feel/smell like shit"
Emma "that'll be all the Shally Whacking. wash them you dirty bastard."
by EG/TC/LT/ER December 22, 2008
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whack the weeder

a term meaning masturbateing a guy or also know as a hand job
Hey you wanna go whack the weeder ? *slap*
by whackingtheweeder.com February 07, 2008
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Whack of dawn

Masterbating immediately upon awakening from sleep. Cures morning wood.
"I woke up at sunrise to enjoy the whack of dawn."
by irvingjohn December 24, 2011
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