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Ween

Epic cringe, total uncomfort towards something to the point you want to hurt the person doing the thing.
People who smack their tongue while eating or drinking make me ween
by Lolatheshowgorl November 23, 2020
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Ween

1) Slang for "penis", "dick", "weiner", or whatever the hell you call it.

2) A cool, albeit weird AF rock duo consisting of Gene Ween (Gener) and Dean Ween (Deaner) originating from New Hope, PA sometime around 1985, and they've been making the brownest music known to man ever since. They're most well known for making the Ocean Man song, and for being mocked on Beavis and Butthead. One time they even made a song where the lyrics are a guy ordering a bunch of Mexican food.
1: I'm gonna shoot your ween off with a Nerf gun. Any last words?

2: Stephen Hillenburg was a fan of Ween, and for good reason!
by Honeycomb Dude November 18, 2020
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Yankin the ween

When you are joking to someone, just "joshing" or "pulling your leg" can also be said as "I'm yakin your ween"
Also a common name for masturbation
"Holy fuck did you actually fuck my wife jimmy?"
"I'm just yankin the ween!"
"what the fuck jimmy"
by GangsterYodaMasterBaiter November 9, 2020
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Ween

Two pussmen, weaker than sween
Ween is bare weak styl
by Bigmansween November 11, 2021
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Ween

Yessssss ween
by Nat&cami November 21, 2017
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jack-o-ween

The most legendary Halloween party. Creatively created from combining jack-o’-lantern and halloween in the most obviously sexual way possible. Get it? jack-o-ween? Jack a wein? See!
The boys: Hey girls! Are you going to jack-o-ween tonight?

Girls: Of course! It’s the best party every year!
by Armpit Butter October 20, 2021
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Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.
“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”
by UserKing004 September 12, 2018
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