vag-split ween

The genitalia of a transgender woman.

Coworker: Knock, knock. Who's there?

Coworker 2: In between

Coworker: In between who?

Coworker 2: Eddy Murphy's in between a vag-split ween!

by Slavid November 4, 2021

spring o' ween

pop a lady boner (or gay equivalent)

A fine man walked by and it made me spring o' ween!

by swagger0010 March 28, 2025

Licking Ween

The state of wetting the ween with your tongues

Sup bitch you down with licking ween

by Slongpancake October 16, 2018

Ween

Definition 1 : A shortened term for a Weiner dog.

Definition 2 : A band by Gean Ween and Dean Ween

"Man, that ween show was great."

by Zurquezos February 27, 2025

Ween

An 1960's band with the most hilarious name i have ever heard. they have also made Ocean Man from 2004's The Spongebob Squarepants Movie.

"Ocean man, take me to you're van, let me hold you're hand" -Ween

by Dicksnarkel June 1, 2018

Ween

Similar to a pheen a ween is a person known for lingering around for large periods of time usually at shops, compounds, trap houses where large amounts of drugs typically meth is being used. They will smoke all your shit, hit your stem, drink your bong water, lick your bag, carpet surf etc for a ghost hit. Their only contribution to this 24/7 trailer trapping lifestyle is exchanging of sexual favors, their children’s belongings, or stolen merchandise such as jerky, seasoning, meat from local meat market where her bf/ roommate withholds employment whom is in complete oblivion of who she really is.

L.O. “Hey Jorde heard you had a bag. I’ll clean your shop for $60 bucks & some shit….”
Jorde “ L.O. Stop acting like such a ween. You know the drill.”
L.O. “ only if you let me dig thru Lindsey’s stuff some more afterwards.”
Jorde “okay but don’t tell anyone this time!”

by Glddiggin?definitionGoGettr! August 10, 2025

Ween Stalk

Slang for the shaft associated with the male genitalia.

“She calls me Jack and the Bean Stalk, sucking on my Ween Stalk..”

by UserKing004 September 12, 2018