waifu trash

Rem from re zero

You are waifu trash

by Mr anime MANboiboiman July 31, 2017

abhorrently lax saprophytic waif

Disgustingly loose small homeless child living on dead organic matter

Oh my godness, there's an abhorrently lax saprophytic waif in the ditch over there! Somebody call 911!

by Courtney Mc. November 6, 2007

Waif

V. A euphemism for the word "Rape" made up by Wal-Mart, (and later adopted in K-Mart stores as well),in order to sell a Nirvana album. The album featured a song called "Rape Me", which most likely expressed the band's feelings about the music industry. Being the profiteers they are, Wal-Mart changed the name of the song, however most other text referring to the song remained the same.

Person 1: "I just got done hearing that kick ass "Waif me" song.

Person 2: "Go google that song."

by Vomica Medicus August 18, 2011

Waifu book rule 786

You must not simp over anime girl/boy and have different character as pfp.

"Change your pfp it's against waifu book rule 786!"

by TheWaifuHunter October 17, 2021

waif

an ownerless piece of property that is found

Yo man, is that rolled joint on the floor a waif? Cause if it is, it ain't no longer.

by orangepotiron April 19, 2009

mai waifu

what lonely basement dwellers use to release their emotions on instead of finding what some of us outsiders call "real women"

Basement Dweller: Have you met mai waifu Haruki yet?
Me: Ew gross you weeb get a real woman!

by GrinReaperX May 20, 2015

Best Waifu

Misato Katsuragi

Dude, Misato is clearly best waifu

by Shelldin Spider August 4, 2020