wacky john

Wacky John is a guy you have to look out for like where’s Waldo! He’s a little crazy and just your average neighborhood perv!
He dreams of banging your wife and her sister every night.

-“Hey, There goes Wacky John!”

“Ahh, Thanks Wacky John.”

by Pseudonymh_Angel March 27, 2023

Funny Wacky Mode

Ness, just Ness. Not the funny video game kid, the handsome enby living inside your walls.

-"Oh god, Ness is going full-on Funny Wacky Mode™!!"
-"Isn't that just their true self??"
-"Oh right, my bad!"

by MichelleIsNotFunny October 03, 2022

Wacky tabaccy

Another name for dat za or marry Jane you know the plant that grows and is good for anxiety

Yeah that guy at school is stashed with wacky tabaccy

by Mark buttskee December 29, 2023

wacky creampie

When you want to have sex with a teacher, but shes married so you have sex with her husband.

Yo I gave Mrs. D’s husband a wacky creampie bro it was so bussin fr no cap

by Mr.Fallout October 31, 2022

wacky backy

roisin raffertys top choice of drugs

“guys ive never done drugs such as wacky backy, now mask up”

by felixraff June 14, 2021

Walky-Wacky

The act of getting or getting a hand job when walking in public

I gave him a walky-wacky

by BRPAMO February 17, 2025

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020