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Alabama volcano

When a girl fills her mouth with liquor, gives a man a blowjob, and right as he's about to come lights his penis on fire with a lighter, giving the effect of a volcano as the semen leaves the flaming penis.
"This girl gave George an Alabama volcano and he couldn't walk straight for two weeks!"
by anongeo January 10, 2009
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mars volta

Most amazingly diverse band on earth, full of great fcuking music, actually creating their own genre of music. Look up " At the drive in" for more info
Beware- Mars volta can cause sudden urges to hump or kiss the computer speakers.
by Razor burns July 6, 2005
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The Mars Volta.

Two individuals, Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez, from El Paso, Texas. The band originally formed after their Post-Hardcore band, At The Drive-In, went on an "indefinite hiatus".

Their music is often classified as progressive rock, with heavy punk, jazz and Latin influences. They are known for their wild, energetic, and highly improvised live shows, cryptic lyrics, and use of ambient music to help establish mood.

The Mars Volta is not the entire band. It is only Cedric & Omar. Omar writes, arranges, records and produces all of their music. Cedric writes all of the lyrics. The music is then performed by what Cedric & Omar call "The Mars Volta Group". This includes Isaiah Ikey Owens on Keyboards, Deantoni Parks on Drums, Juan Alderete de la Peña on Bass, Marcel Rodriguez-Lopez on Percussion & Synthesizers, Adrian Terrazas-Gonzales on Flute, Tenor Saxophone, Bass Clarinet and additional wind & percussion instruments (2004 in studio, 2005 in show - Current) Pablo Hinojos-Gonzalez on Guitar & Sound Manipulation.

The Mars Volta have released the following CDs:

Studio Albums:
- De-Loused In The Comatorium (2003)
- Frances The Mute (2005)
- Amputechture (2006)

EPs:
- Tremulant EP (2002)

Live:
- Live (2003)
- Scabdates (2005)

Compilations:
- A Missing Chromosome (2005) (Distributed Only To Radio Stations)
"Just The Mars Volta. I have nothing else to say."
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Voltaire

François-Marie Arouet (from 21 November 1694 Paris France – 30 May 1778 Paris France) AKA voltaire(his pen name) was a French philosopher known for his wit, philosophical sport and defence of civil liberties, including both freedom of religion and free trade the best export from france Ever saying things such as "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." and "A witty saying proves nothing."
guy1: Which french man actuly quite liked England?
guy2:Voltaire
by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009
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Voltaire's Angry Glove

You take a latex sleeve that goes up to your shoulder, like what they use to inseminate pigs, and you roll it in Elmer's glue. Then you sprinkle rock salt and a little bit of broken glass onto the glove so it's stuck to it. Then you shove your arm into someone's asshole and just drag your knuckles up and down along the sides of the colon. Then you shove a rat in there and cork up the ass with wine cheese. Eventually the pressure will build up and the cheese will go flying off spraying fecal matter and blood everywhere.
I just performed Voltaire's Angry Glove on that puppy and now its dead
by Bryton Bradby November 1, 2007
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Crusty Volcano

A rare phenomenon in which several pubic hairs erupt from outside and within the urethra during the ejaculation process. This serves as a primary breeding ground in which crabs, syphilis and AIDS may develop and/or regress. Causes uncontrollable itching and in later stages causes fuzzy discharge and erectile dysfunction resulting in permanently hairy spooge.
Dude, I got a mouthful of pubes from Bindi's Crusty Volcano!
by Dicks McCockmaster November 5, 2007
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Shit volcano

May be used to describe a person or object that spews out excesses of crap in verbal or physical form.

Word derives from a combination of the relatively harmless cuss shit and volcano; which until just recently wasn't considered quite as negative a word as it currently is (post Icelandic volcano ash cloud malarkey).
by Shitvafjökul July 7, 2010
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