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Scenario Venting

Getting worked up over something that hasn't happened, does not currently have a high chance of happening, and yet someone is venting about what could happen if it does, in fact, happen. This usually involves an unknown number of people being distracted by such an occurrence. Sometimes, it even ends up including all people involved in the conversation even though there's absolutely nothing productive about having the conversation to begin with.
Scenario Venter: If we do this now, who knows what could happen. Like, if we do this and all of a sudden it doesn't work anymore, all hell is going to break loose.

Logical Person Involved: Just change the damn batteries. You're scenario venting over something that is so unlikely to be an issue and you're wasting everyone's time.
by Jalitg February 21, 2024
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Vent

Son: "Hey dad, can I vent to you for a second?"
Dad: "SON IS SUS, HE SAID HE NEEDED TO VENT."
by Lemopheno April 20, 2022
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Devils Vent

When one puts The Devils Lettuce in ones vent of a car and once the AC is turned on, the high follows.
Dave: Yo Derek Im greening out

Derek: yeah I pulled through with the Devils Vent

Dave: no way!

Derek: ya
Dave: epic

Derek: totally
by Dognames12345 June 20, 2019
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surprise vent

when someone vents without permission - normally out of nowhere
W: “dude, J surprise vented again when i woke up from my nap earlier this afternoon
M: “no way are you okay?”
W: “surprise venting sucks!”
by anonymous May 5, 2024
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Vent-Surfing

When you get your cell phone camera put the video on and flashlight and film what's in your floor vents you will be surprised what you find
My friend had $4.47 and a ring in her ductwork after I went Vent-Surfing st at her house
by anonymous December 8, 2024
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Gamer vents

A natural evolution for a gamer who sits for prolonged periods entertaining their Twitch chat.
Medically known as 'Pilonidal sinus', this occurs when you're flat on your ass every single day. The body begins to develop sinus', or arguably 'vents' that a gamers butt requires in order to breath properly, like a whale that's been bottom feeding for an age.
That Ninja guy must have mega gamer vents, he's on his ass gaming all day everyday!
by Quicksilver550 February 9, 2022
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Vent Off

This is when two or more people decide to compete with abuse stories until one wins by having it worse off than the other.

This is usually done in a group chat and scares off other members without any trauma to vent with.
Person 1- "Did you see the Vent Off in the group chat last night?

Person 2- "No, I was asleep."
by DARK_VOID April 12, 2024
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