A very handsome Ukrainian man who has great moral values. He cared about everyone around him and anyone he meets. He loves everyone and inspires many. He holds family and respect first. He’s an amazing, hot, and beautiful man inside and out.
Be like Valentin!
by Chmerkovskey March 4, 2019
Get the Valentin mug.When two lovers break up on or just before Valentine's Day. Usually over money, sexual frustrations, or because they don't feel they actually love one another enough to be valentine's day(Love holiday) worthy. Pure stupidity, ladies and gentlemen! Also a leading cause for higher suicide rates around the world at this time of year. Attention Valentine's Day Break-ups are the moves of all things filthy cold and heartless, these kind of people will die alone one day.
Valentine's Day Break-up example 1:
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
"How was your Valentines Day?"
"John broke up with me."
"What a loser. I'm sorry your sad. You will find someone."
Valentine's Day Break-up example 2:
5 days before V-Day.
"Hey Kate! We Should get together for Valentines Day."
"Sorry Justin, I can't do this anymore, I want to be alone."
"You waited until now to tell me this! WHY?"
by BLOodyValenTINE666 February 12, 2010
Get the Valentine's Day Break-up mug."Kono tonari no basho ni jiyuu ni haitte koreru no wa kono watashi no nouryoku dakeda! yukkuri ajiway"
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States in the fictional world of JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Part 7 - Steel Ball Run, he wields the stand Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, who can travel from a universe to another by going between two objects, he organized a continental race from San Diego to New York with the help of Steven Steel following the map of Joseph of Arimathea in order to gather the corpse parts which is assumed to be Jesus Christ's corpse, he is killed by Johnny Joestar later in the ending of the part
by M1co29 July 7, 2020
Get the Funny Valentine mug.A legal prostitution day where the male buys the female a box of candy just so she will put out once a year.
by Monkey Man February 2, 2004
Get the valentine's day mug.1.) The most depressive day of the year (If your single or not)
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
2.) Marketing scam created by Capitalist scum
Valentines Day? I don't celebrate it, I refuse to be forced into buying things which the Government gets 90% profit of.
by Thumper (Cobain) February 17, 2004
Get the valentine's day mug.a dirty valentino is a guy who isn’t even italian but just uses his name as a way to pick up tourist girls and then impregnate them before sending them off on a plane to the other side of the world.
by deepthroatpussylicka42069 November 17, 2021
Get the dirty valentino mug.Her smile is beautiful, she looks like Linda Evangelista, she’s a model, and she could walk out in a diaper and people around her would just eat her up. She’s a complete fantasy, a french vanilla fantasy, and boy is she fantastical. She is la Reina Latina, the ultima, the whole package. She is the most liked person in a group, and people fawn over her; those people are practically her fans. She’s mesmerising, endearing, and a fully realised persona of wonder, Latina excellence, and poise.
Of course she stoned those tights, she’s Valentina, she can do everything (except learn song lyrics).
by Corporal_coño August 26, 2021
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