vacation dick

A penis of semi acceptable size standards that you would only have sex with when the need to get away arises, not one you would want to commit to.

I am very horny and there's no one her worth taking home, I guess I'll call the vacation dick.

by BetterThanGold June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A penis of a unreasonably large size, that can only be taken in once in a while. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

Last night, I met a guy who had a vacation dick, my butt will be hurting for a while.

by dammn_danniel June 15, 2016

vacation dick

Basically a massive cock that you wouldn't want to receive daily.

Hannah: I just rode a vacation dick yesterday
Some girl: No way, your so lucky!
Hannah: Yeah, but I wouldn't want to do it again soon it hurt too much.

by someguy...? June 1, 2016

vacation dick

The opposite of boyfriend dick. This is a penis that is much too large to have sex with everyday, so you only have it on occasion.

Girl: Damn Jill. Are you limping?
Jill: Yeah. I'm so sore, I just got some vacation dick.

by space_ghost(1) May 29, 2016

vacation dick

The type of dick that is so amazing it takes you to a whole new world.

That dude had vacation dick it took me on a trip to the milky way.

by Lil Ms.Kitty June 10, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so large that you have to take breaks between receiving it's "huge" satisfaction.

Carry: Hey how was John last night
Mary: I can't even take that vacation dick for one session. I'm gonna need a break

by Smalldicksally June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The awesome dick you get periodically from your side piece. It's only so good because it's limited, taboo, and secretive.

Damn, I just met up with Brad, that vacation dick so good wish I could have it all day, err day.

by Supergrl2577 June 16, 2016