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by Trayvonvertgay February 5, 2018
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Vertabrunt

The, possibly mythical, "fourth orifice" that porn technicians are searching for in an attempt to produce increasingly more gratuitous visual stimulus for self pleasure.

It is rumoured to have been discovered by accident during a filmed attempt at TVTA. Believed to be located towards the base of the spine, referred to colloquially as the Spange, it may in fact be the cleft form by a pair of fulsome buttocks.
I was attempting anal, when my cock slipped into her vertabrunt
by Shit Colonel May 23, 2008
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Vertisexual

Being in the statte of almost bisexuality. Like liking a person of the same sex, except the reproductive organ... which happens to be at the bottom

Comes from the combination of the word "Vertex" and "Bisexual." the vertex being the top part of something, ie above the waist of a human.
Person 1 : "no offense but it seems like a sexual relationship to me"

person 2 : "well if it is sexual it is from the waist up"

person 1: "so you're an above-the-waist lesbian"

person 1 : "yea, well, no, i still get turned on by looking at boys.

person 2: "So you're bisexual."

person 1 : "but im scared of other people's va-jay-jays"

person 2: "So you're-"

person 1: "NOT IN THE DICTIONARY ALRIGHT?!"

person 2: " i think you are vertisexual"
by Duckyllama July 25, 2009
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vertical bacon sandwich

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
by poonfag October 14, 2009
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Vert

A character from Hyperdimension Neptunia that resembles Xbox. Vert is the CPU/goddess that looks over Leanbos
Vert has big boobs
by Neppylove5 February 11, 2019
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Quadruple Vertipound

A sex act in which four women do hand stands leaning up against the side of a house, and four men drop off the roof, weiners down, positioned to penetrate deeply into the asshole on contanct.
"Yo man, we about to try the quadruple vertipound on those bitches we met at the Jerzey shore"

"Awhh shit, you know dem jerzey hoes are always down to vertipound"

"Baboom Baboom!"
by BnR Inc. December 6, 2010
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Vertically Challenged

Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't

Or a Non offensive term for a midget
Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
by pleazeacczept dis April 13, 2010
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